Mikey Hates Horror Podcast

What happens when you find old cassette tapes of yourself rapping when you were 13? Play them and review it on your podcast, of course!

What struggles did I have as an early teen? Apparently many, and on this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast, I play ‘Side A’ of my debut rap album, “Nothing Real”.

I never reveal why I named it “Nothing Real”, but 20 years later, I provide post-commentary to the “tracks” from my short-lived rap career. And by “tracks”, I mean a cappella rapping without a background beat because I didn’t have a studio or professional equipment. Just a boom box with a mic. Seriously.

This isn’t horror, but you’re still more than welcome to come along for the ride.

Episode 2 or “Side B” to ‘Nothing Real’ coming soon!

If you have a thing for red heads and are a sucker for second chances, then you've come to the right place. Chucky, the killer doll, returns for Andy in a rematch of "Hide the Soul". Winner takes all. Watch your ankles. No refunds.

If you don't want your toys to be possessed, then you should totally leave a comment or review my show. It's the only way to stop a toy from trying to kill you.

If you have a thing for red heads and are a sucker for second chances, then you've come to the right place. Chucky, the killer doll, returns for Andy in a rematch of "Hide the Soul". Winner takes all. Watch your ankles. No refunds.

If you don't want your toys to be possessed, then you should totally leave a comment or review my show. It's the only way to stop a toy from trying to kill you.

If you have a thing for red heads and are a sucker for second chances, then you've come to the right place. Chucky, the killer doll, returns for Andy in a rematch of "Hide the Soul". Winner takes all. Watch your ankles. No refunds.

If you don't want your toys to be possessed, then you should totally leave a comment or review my show. It's the only way to stop a toy from trying to kill you.

What's worse than bad sex? An evil entity coming after you because you had the bad sex. On this episode, Mikey covers the highly original, critically acclaimed film "It Follows". Will our main character escape the evil entity stalking her at every turn, or will she fall victim to the relentless fart jokes and sexual innuendo that infested this episode?

You should comment and rate my show...or else the sex thing will be after you too.

What's worse than bad sex? An evil entity coming after you because you had the bad sex. On this episode, Mikey covers the highly original, critically acclaimed film "It Follows". Will our main character escape the evil entity stalking her at every turn, or will she fall victim to the relentless fart jokes and sexual innuendo that infested this episode?

You should comment and rate my show...or else the sex thing will be after you too.

What's worse than bad sex? An evil entity coming after you because you had the bad sex. On this episode, Mikey covers the highly original, critically acclaimed film "It Follows". Will our main character escape the evil entity stalking her at every turn, or will she fall victim to the relentless fart jokes and sexual innuendo that infested this episode?

You should comment and rate my show...or else the sex thing will be after you too.

Don't be afraid to dive back in time to 1995 where horror movies were simple. After 6 long years, Michael Myers has come home to kill...so maybe don't leave him for dead, or assume he's dead? Because now you have a problem on your hands...and it's not Paul Rudd's early acting. Do the twists in this movie pay off? Do the revelations behind Michael's murder spree make any sense? Take a chance and press PLAY. He's come home again...again, again...again...once more (but not for the last time.)

You should totally rate and review me...or else Michael will visit your home town when there's a thorn constellation in the sky.

Don't be afraid to dive back in time to 1995 where horror movies were simple. After 6 long years, Michael Myers has come home to kill...so maybe don't leave him for dead, or assume he's dead? Because now you have a problem on your hands...and it's not Paul Rudd's early acting. Do the twists in this movie pay off? Do the revelations behind Michael's murder spree make any sense? Take a chance and press PLAY. He's come home again...again, again...again...once more (but not for the last time.)

You should totally rate and review me...or else Michael will visit your home town when there's a thorn constellation in the sky.

Don't be afraid to dive back in time to 1995 where horror movies were simple. After 6 long years, Michael Myers has come home to kill...so maybe don't leave him for dead, or assume he's dead? Because now you have a problem on your hands...and it's not Paul Rudd's early acting. Do the twists in this movie pay off? Do the revelations behind Michael's murder spree make any sense? Take a chance and press PLAY. He's come home again...again, again...again...once more (but not for the last time.)

You should totally rate and review me...or else Michael will visit your home town when there's a thorn constellation in the sky.