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Oh, hello! It’s a warm and sunny day, and Dan and Maureen are feeling good. It’s almost springtime. There are vaccine appointments on the horizon. People are getting their shots. Andrew Yang is going to be the next mayor of New York City…

Dan was saving that one for Maureen. Maureen is going to have to join the Yang Gang and move into a Tic Tok influencer house or something. He’s not sure. Maureen is unhappy about this, but she has news for Dan. Royal news. Also, she’s got all this loose milk powder from the quarantine supply, and it’s really gross. What do you do with COVID milk powder that’s been in the closet for a year in a loose bag? That is the question of the moment.

Because things seem . . . maybe . . . kind of good? Good-adjacent? Moving in the right way?

Anyway, Maureen has to go make Tik Tok with her new housemates. Here, hold this bag of milk.

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