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The girls hold a variety of stuffed Dumbos and bring big sleepover energy to the newest episode of Driving to Disneyland! Secrets are divulged, including a mother's zipper-hoarding, a stuffie pilfered from a small child, and really great new info on a Spoonful of Sugar (and the song Julie Andrews kicked out of Mary Poppins).

It's the most controversial Thanksgiving of them all! Kristen and Catherine reach into the depths of Disney's history with Native cultures - what they got right and what they got woefully wrong. Kristen teaches us about the Native American village at Disneyland and the folks who felt it was like home, we're haunted by a mysterious lumberjack, and find our way to mistaking a Puritan for a famous footballer. If you learn nothing else from this episode, you'll learn how to properly be guilted into complementing the chef at a Thanksgiving dinner.

Kristen and Catherine sat down for a chat with former Imagineer Chris Eng, who we lovingly nicknamed the Ben Wyatt of Disneyland! We talked in depth about the building of Batuu, the development and financial side of the parks and company, gushed over his beautiful name tag plaque, and generally felt feelings about how much we love Disney. This one's good for the head and the heart.

Welcome back to the Spookiest Morning of them all - the one where you can't leave the house! Catherine and Kristen play a madcap version of Spooky Mad Libs, dive into the spookiest costumes our followers sent us, and play Guess the Plot of Halloweentown! In short: it's very spooky. Enjoy!

This time on Driving to Disneyland, we get JUICY! It's a return to our roots with the time-honored tradition of having one fun-to-say word guide our Disney dive. From the one Disney party that got so crazy that Walt never spoke of it again... to Demi Lovato's broken engagement to a twitter-crazed starf***er, we have well and truly GONE there. Tune in for the JUICIEST Disney dish of all!

Kristen's wine cooler, pilfered from Mom, is no match for the Fresca-and-Vodka soaked bonanza that takes place on this episode with special guests the Steamboat Willies! On this episode, you'll discover what it takes to cry in French, how best to schedule your Disney World trip if you can guarantee a hangover will be involved, who's a Murderino, and how to handle an adoring public who can't get over the fact that you're not in a throuple. The Steamboat Willies tell us what it's like to be Driving to Disney World, and exactly what the cue is to pull out your extra Mickey crispies for the ride home. Plus, we finally settle the great Dole Whip controversy - is vanilla or pineapple better?!

Suit up for a good time with Catherine, Kristen, and our special guest, Sandra Saad, voice of Kamala Khan (Ms. Marvel) in the new game, Marvel's Avengers! We talk overzealous stationary purchases, Mocap suits, working with heroes, matching childhood sweaters, the ups and downs of Disney's Aladdin, and briefly try our hand at being an unboxing podcast. Sandra even gives us our first triple tat!

Spoiler Alert! Kristen and Catherine watched Mulan and then forgot just enough details to make this review episode entertaining. Contributing to the entertainment are necklace ripping contests to come, references to non-woke football movies, an unfortunate location choice and its modern connotations, LOVE for witch queens, and JVN-style appreciation for Catherine's tits in that top. Toot toot beep beep!

Catherine and Kristen cover all available emotions in this episode, with sadness over mourning Chadwick Boseman, nostalgia for a very special Little Mermaid jewelry box, misty awe at hearing the real Ballad of Mulan, and of course pure mischief as we play a NEW GAME! Join in to feel the feels and hear what Catherine and Kristen have each deemed as acceptable to tattoo on their bodies forever. #cupcakes

Disneyland may not be back, but WE are! This pandemic may never end, but that won't stop us reporting to, about, and from (!) Disneyland. In the season 2 premiere, Catherine and Kristen dip their toes into the Coronavirus experience at Downtown Disneyland, Kristen panic-buys too many treats at Marceline's Confectionery, and Catherine swoons for Octogenarians at the Royal Swing Big Band Ball. Come with us on an adventure as we evaluate the ups, downs, and scaries of Disney travel 2020. And as it turns out, too many treats is never enough.