Millenniality

Welcome to Disneyland! Catherine & Kristen spend this ride to Disneyland discussing the worst Disney villains, the droppiest drops in the park, jewelry that unfortunately turned Maleficent's brambles into penises, and personal wins. Here to add a little Disney joy back into your life while the parks are closed during the Coronavirus outbreak. Marooooooooned!

Happy belated Aftermagic! Catherine and Kristen are back... again... with Mickey crispies, very few rides, and some light, petty theft. Also, a word to the wise: NEVER make Kristen eat a whole Wetzel's Pretzel on the tram. It ends in bloodshed.

Toot Toot, Beep Beep everyone! Catherine and Kristen unpack how 90s Disney movies changed over the course of the decade, and the importance of having a deep knowledge of theatrical release vs. Disney channel movies. We also cover Lunar New Year, and yes we know it was QUITE a while ago. But also: Newsies Forever.

DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKES WE DID trying to get on Rise of the Resistance! There are a couple little things that could keep you from being able to get a boarding group, even if you arrive at Disneyland early enough... Kristen and Catherine tell you what you need to know.

We cover the depth and breadth of human experience... from meeting old friends to teenage angst to joys and thrills... to being at the parks in the immediate aftermath of a national tragedy. We talk the loss of Kobe Bryant, what it means for LA, and our experience of the day. Don't miss out.

So you want to ride Rise of the Resistance in Galaxy's Edge, huh? Well, guess what? You can't just show up and expect your phone to work. Or to get in on time. Or to understand how to enter the parks. Holy cow, it's crazy. Listen to this episode (plus the Aftermagic!) for hacks that can make or break your ability to ride the Rise. Welcome to Disneyland.

Welcome to Disneyland! Kristen and Catherine zoom around the park to try every snack they could before close! Join us for peppermint soft serve, rum drinks from California Adventure designed to warm your bones, and the elusive Firefly. Spicy!

Everyone has decided to act CRAY this time of year, so let Catherine and Kristen serve you up some sanity with the Driving to Disneyland HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR! You're gonna get some circus-obsessed Walt Disney history, you'll understand why our hosts have an open relationship Disney-style, and we talk holidays, whether or not they actually happen in winter. Welcome to Disneyland!

Toot toot, beep beep! Catherine and Kristen take on the Festival of Holidays, telling you which snacks to taste and which to skip. Christmas-tree shaped ice cream, tasty morsels and more! Also: the girls met their style & drinking icons: the elusive Pincesses.

Kristen and Catherine singlehandedly win the war on Christmas in a special Festival of Holidays episode! Dive into the deep cuts of Disney+, a review of Frozen 2, and find out exactly how well Catherine's brain works on only one cup of coffee. Spoiler alert: not well.

Kristen & Catherine are joined again by Jackie Rindlespach of @LanternPins fame! We talk churro-rific treats, NEW vegetarian eats in Batuu, and what our bags are packed with every time we go to the parks. You'll discover all about surviving Disneyland, one bottle of sunscreen at a time. Seriously, Class of 1999, WEAR. SUNSCREEN.