Riverdale? No, EMMERDALE — the long-running British soap. We get there... eventually. First, Bella Twins give birth, which Who Ellen will take over for Ellen, Mimi Faust finds love, #Benana finds body language, Phoebe Tonkin finds Brie Larson's ex, Kevin McHale's boyfriend finds salmonella, Bella Thorne finds a buyer for her godawful house(or will she) and Rita Ora finds Ibiza. Well, she went there. Mid-pandemic.

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