There is no, and there will never be, episode 33.

They say two souls united under a sprig of mistletoe are obliged to lock lips, but if these selfsame souls were to stumble into the octagon, they would be made familiar with a few different kinds of locks: headlocks, cross kneelocks, figure-four armlocks, etc. In this our throwdown of a Yuletide extravaganza, your hosts enter the octagon of the mind. Listen and hear which of twelve mighty podcast topics will prevail and become the subject of our next episode!

"I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me." 

- J. Cole

“There is a difference between dining and eating. Dining is an art. When you eat to get the most out of your meal, to please the palate, just as well as to satiate the appetite, that, my friend, is dining.”

― Yuan Mei

I can't wait to buy Adele computer.

In this episode, the boys attempt to make cold fission occur, discuss what they wanted to be when they grew up, and the struggles of rubbing shoulders with some of the world's greats, such as Bill Gates & Michael Collins.

Gone ahead & tune your volumes way high so that listening is no easy feat but focus also harder while trying.

The first episode of the podcast that we had to record through gas masks. Dare ye to venture out during these plague times to fetch this, our newest episode? A double stuffed episode for double stuffed times in which we joke about some BS for too long and then talk about movies.

“Through the darkness of future past,

-MIKE, Twin Peaks

We're back. The crew discusses the usual nonsense and dives deep into their mental sketchbooks, thirsty for podcast art ideas.

The crew discusses those great roadblocks in the road of life, that's right folks: car accidents.

"Oh, my life / Is changing every day / In every possible way" - The Cranberries