"Marry, farewell! I pray you, sir, what saucy merchant was this, that was so full of his ropery?" - Romeo and Juliet (II, 4)

"Get you hence, sirrah; saucy fellow, hence!" - Julius Caesar (I, 1)

"You, minion, are too saucy." - Two Gentlemen of Verona (I, 2)

"Is't so saucy?" - Twelfth Night (III, 4)

"If you don't got no sauce, you're lost. But you can also get lost in the sauce" - Gucci Mane

Dear Beloved,

We invite you to lend us your ears as we grace your tender cochlea with our latest episode. We discuss fan mail from Burkina Faso and the many functions of television.

Sincerely,

Mind Mode

"What's inside?"

"The world to come."

"Will you be there?"

"I'll be there, but I won't be there."

Ho ho ho! Grab a bottle of cheer and settle in by the fire for a Christmas gift from us (Mind Mode) to you (listener). Buckle in for thrills and more than a couple chills in this ground breaking episode of the cast in which we discuss the theater of the sleeping mind: dreams. And oh? Who's that? It's our first guest EVER on the podcast!

"When I'm sleepy I go to bed and have a dream." - David Lunch

If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, who cut down the tree? What sort of creature could do such a thing? Should they be venerated? Anyway, we talk about places to live in this one. Jusqu'à ce que nous nous revoyons, mon ami...

"Emma's house is empty, so why do I call it Emma's house?" - Emma's House, The Field Mice

Seven Acts and an Epilogue. An introspective cast takes the Mind Moders down many paths, all careening towards the same destination. What do the works of the Coen brothers have in common with Mario Party? Well, maybe neither ever had the choice to be any different.

"Why should I live in history? Fuck, I don’t want to know anything anymore. This is a world where nothing is solved. You know, someone once told me time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done, or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again." - Rust Cohle

3, 2, 1...

"Health is not valued until sickness comes." - Dr. Oz

Hey all, in this episode, we discuss a topic that we can all pretty much agree on - sickness is no fun for anyone. Are you sick of your neighbors, your spouse, your morning routine? Tune into our episode and we can 100% guarantee that whatever's ailing you will have disappeared after you finish listening. We also discuss obnoxious people in movie theaters and the importance of smart bug friends. Enjoy!

Can things remind us of other things? Can art change us? Can some rain ruin an Audacity file?

"You've got it all wrong. You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness." - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

In this episode we talk about the head honcho, the big boy, the top don, Michael Corleone. We dissect The Godfather Pt. 2 and provide an impenetrable argument for why Don Mike is the Mafia’s Greatest Dad. Listen to this ep for tasty insight (magnifico!) into the finest scenes from Francis Ford Coppola’s 200 minute epic about what it takes to be #1.

We also discuss the importance of muscle memory – are you having trouble memorizing a big list of words, or remembering what that smell be? Maybe forget about hitting the books so hard and store that brain data in your muscles. Why not get smart while get big too?

Follow us on iTunes, Google Play, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube to help Fredo finish his Hail Mary.

In this episode we talk about the head honcho, the big boy, the top don, Michael Corleone. We dissect The Godfather Pt. 2 and provide an impenetrable argument for why Don Mike is the Mafia’s Greatest Dad. Listen to this ep for tasty insight (magnifico!) into the finest scenes from Francis Ford Coppola’s 200 minute epic about what it takes to be #1.

We also discuss the importance of muscle memory – are you having trouble memorizing a big list of words, or remembering what that smell be? Maybe forget about hitting the books so hard and store that brain data in your muscles. Why not get smart while get big too?

Follow us on iTunes, Google Play, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube to help Fredo finish his Hail Mary.

In this episode we talk about physics as if we know anything about it, whether Marlon Brando is a good actor, and the often boring things you need to learn before you can discuss the cool parts of a subject without sounding like a stoner. No offense to our stoner listeners, your minds are beautiful.

Follow us on iTunes, Google Play, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube to go Brando.