Remember last week when I told you about Louisiana declaring war on water vapor? Well, it turns out they weren't crazy pioneers — they were just joining a club of eight states that have decided airplane condensation trails are a government conspiracy more dangerous than di-hydrogen monoxide itself.

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They say there’s no evidence of aliens — but I’d show you the truth myself if it were safe to take off my aluminum hat.

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When a Brazilian woman spent two years crashing funerals to catch the eye of a handsome mortician, their eventual wedding proved that some love stories are literally to die for.

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When a Michigan dispensary offers free weed for proof of Bigfoot, stoners, skeptics, and cryptid-chasers collide in the most brilliantly absurd marketing stunt of the century.

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Thick metal undies, jealous husbands, and a whole lot of misinformation — the chastity belt’s history is more hilarious than historical.
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Canadian tourists are mailing back stolen Pompeii artifacts with confession letters claiming ancient Roman curses ruined their lives, proving that dead Romans apparently maintain more effective business practices than most modern corporations.

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When a disc golfer in South Carolina looked up to see an osprey carrying its lunch, he had no idea he was about to witness a hammerhead shark crash-land in the woods — leaving everyone to wonder what other aquatic nightmares might be raining down from above.

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NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is NOT an AI voice.

Louisiana's House just passed a bill to ban "chemtrails," potentially making it the first state to accidentally outlaw commercial aviation while opening the floodgates for conspiracy theorists to demand even more bizarre legislation.

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Police in Japan arrest a man whose 450-piece stolen underwear collection was so meticulously organized by color that it puts most people's sock drawers to shame.

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Hundreds of grown adults spend four days staring at a lake, and call it "research.”
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