Mind the Mess

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start ep 123 with some facts. This leads immediately into angels, enjoy. Then we talk some football! The NFL preseason is upon us and there are plenty of storylines to go around. Plus, want to start being a degenerate gambler again? Well we can bet on preseason! But unfortunately we cannot bet on little league baseball. Also, we discuss the Deshaun Watson story in depth and try to figure out what the hell is going on. Plus it's SUMMER OF SELTZERS VOLUME 6! Hornito's is the drink of choice this week, plus KEB's Dewey Crushes that honestly, we aren't sure if they ever got a rating. We sprinkle in some movies on TV that are stop and watch every time and Medium T eats a ridiculous amount of popcorn. Fun, right? Sure, let's get it. 

On this episode of Mind The Mess, KEB The Producer steps into host what most will call, one of the most ridiculous shows we've ever done. Honestly, I'm not sure if that's a true statement at all, but it starts off strong. Well, maybe, I don't know just listen. We start with the number of course, fun facts about 122 and then seamlessly get interrupted but a question from Medium T. Then football! Training camps are open but we have some stories to get too. Like what the hell is Kyler Murray's independent study? And how good will Julio be for the Buccaneers for those 4 to 5 games he'll play? Also, are the Saints a garbage team? We debate. Then we give you some future bets for the upcoming season, like who will be comeback player of the year and some over/under win totals. We have fun here. Then it's time for SUMMER OF SELTZERS VOL 5 people! I won't give it away here, but Claw is the Law and we are abiding by it. Fun fact: All three hosts have the same drinks for the first time this summer AND we try the whole damn variety pack! Also, KEB has a who's back and it's something you'll never think of, but enjoy. Also, mind the burps.

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a fun fact about the number 121 from KEB The Producer...right? Right, guys? Wrong, you'll know why. Then we get into some sports talk starting with the king, the NFL. The best part for you non-sports fans is it's about a QB hook up. That's right, if you don't know football, look up Zach Wilson's face and listen to us talk. Then we get into the Panther's QB room, which is pretty crowded right now with two top 5 picks from the same draft. RJ also gives a list of some QB "competitions" this season and it's rough. Plus Deshaun Watson's suspension rumors isn't great. But the second biggest NFL news, next to a mom's-friend-hook-up, is the horrible name the Steelers now have for their stadium. We don't know how to say it and we are convinced no one else does either. But it sounds like it's named after the Aggro Crag from Global Guts, and that, that's what we will call it. Plus it wouldn't be summer time without some SELTZERS! Yup, this episode is sponsored by Bud Light (but not really) but we are tasting and rating. Also KEB hates the Garrett system and we kind of correct it. Also there are many stories in this one, 2 from RJ that lead to KEB's way to deal with people asking him for money, Medium T's potty training and KEB's friend who sleeps with extra protection. Man, what a show. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we start with a movie that KEB couldn't watch until he was 15. He remembers that age for some reason, so it's legit. So 90s movies to start, strong, strong start. Then we celebrate Medium T's birthday by making him tell a story...of his birthday. Then we actually have some sports to talk about! Freddie Freeman is pissed at his ex-agent after a visit to Atlanta, but do we care? That is the question. Plus there was a baseball brawl and I honestly think there is one little girl to blame. I mean just look at the facts people! Then Warren Sapp had some strong words for an ex-NFL player, we discuss. Then it's SUMMER OF SELTZER TIME PEOPLE! This week KEB even joins in with something that is totally different than Medium T and RJ's. Also, Medium T is literally the happiest he's ever been on this show while he drinks this weeks "seltzer". Plus we end with bathroom disasters in our Questions That Matter! Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we definitely start with the first thing we recorded. No doubt about it, this is a chronological masterpiece of a show. Also, don't miss KEB's 119 interesting fact, it might save your life....if you're in a different country. Then we talk some LIV golf, 54 maybe? 72? It's a number thing that probably will never be resolved, but RJ doesn't see a bright future. Then we touch on some familiar faces in new places making stuff up to make they quarterbacks feel better. Also, we have an early Question That Matters and it has to do with a male bathroom rule that needs explaining. Does the middle stall hold as much power as the other middle option? We discuss. THEN IT'S THE SUMMER OF SELTZERS PEOPLE! Round two starts off strong with Medium T effing up! But we have Smirnoff this week and we taste and place them on the Garrett scale....with a special guest. It's all fun and games folks, and if you don't hear it, you're awesome! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a prayer? You'll understand. But then we get into some music talk. There is a controversial top 10 all time rappers list out there and we review and discuss it. Plus we slip in our top 5 in not particular order. Plus the NBA Finals started. We talk about the media love for Jayson Tatum and some future bets you won't want to miss! Plus if Steph Curry wins a Finals MVP, is he on the NBA Mount Rushmore? Also did you know there was a fifth face on the back of Mount Rushmore? Well, you will. Then we begin our journey through the NFL off-season with our new segment SUMMER OF SELTZERS! Oh yeah! we test different seltzers out this summer and rate them for you so you know what skinny can to grab from the store this summer. Then KEB bring us a Question That Matters and Medium T spits some bars to end the show. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we start with some astrology. Medium T talks about his issues with astrology and then we get into RJ's gemini effect. Then KEB and Medium T explain Halo to RJ and why episode 117 on May 17th is a big deal. Plus we get into Wildin' Out Baby Mama edition. Also sports right. We start with NBA and stay there. KEB has some parlay plays and we talk about how CP3 deserves the Jame Harden talk after the Suns loss. Then we get into some Starting Five TV Moms! There are real people and cartoons so strap in. Also stay tuned for some more content after the end music. Enjoy folks! 

It's been such a longggg time! And we are back folks! On this episode of Mind The Mess, we get into the NBA playoffs which includes KEB's proclamation about a certain team in Boston. But it really gets spicy when it comes to the Philadelphia 76ers. One player in particular the group thinks is more than washed, more, way more. Then we have to make our own picks on who will win it all. Then we talk about the king, the NFL. We are talking wide receivers! So many have been traded since we have last recorded so we rank each situation. Also, there is a Cardinals WR who is investigating how PEDs got into his body. Then we get into the draft, who had a good draft, who made the draft watchable and stupid narratives about a certain teams first round picks. Then we talk about really nothing for a period of time that includes boxing in a ring and a plane. So it's a good one. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some March Madness wrap up! It's over and Kansas is your new champion, but before we can even get to that we need to talk about Coach K's "last" dance right....He's done right? Maybe, but who really knows. Plus Medium T puts on the Coach K gold cart tracker to let us know how Coach K is doing. Then we get into some golf! That's right folks the Masters are here and the goat with stripes is supposed to play. Tiger says he's playing and he ONLY plays to win. We breakdown our winners and who to put some money down on. Then we get into some...wrestling. WWE baby! We talk Wrestlemania and the Monday Night Wars. Then the Starting Five is back this week and since we have two dads who are about to add more children to their family, we thought it was a good time to talk TV Dads. From Uncles to cartoons, we have it all. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with welcoming back KEB. Not sure why, but we did and he brings one of his facts that he likes to start the show off with so enjoy. Then we get into the slap seen around the world and heard if you listen to other countries videos because the US wasn't having it. Then we get into the the king of sport, NFL. We play some Love It/Hate It with recent moves in trades and free agency. There is a lot of hate to go around, but some love here and there. Like can Tua actually complete a pass to Tyreek Hill? And who is going to have a better year, Hill or Davante Adams? Also, how do you feel about the new playoff overtime rules? We let you know how we feel and talk about a viral picture of NFL coaches. Great radio there. Then March Madness is still here people and we have an update on our bracket! Also Medium T and KEB give you their locks for the final four. It's fun folks, enjoy!