Mind the Mess

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some daylight saving. Yup, going to be one of those types of episodes. We learn about laws and how Twitter starts the law making process. Then we get into some March Madness! It is here and it's glorious. Plus Tom Brady un-retired. Shocked? No. But where will he play next season? That's the big question now. That also leads into some talk about how to properly evaluate a quarterback and it all starts with the double H system. Not familiar? We are, don't worry. Plus NFL free agency hadn't even started yet, but it was popping off. The AFC West looks unstoppable and Deshaun Watson's path is...interesting. We discuss. Plus Medium T and KEB have some plays for you this March Madness season and we are talking upsets and final fours. Good luck to everyone in our bracket! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some Butt Rock. That's right, it's a thing and it's great music so I don't care what it's called. Obviously we are starting off strong since it's been awhile since we have done this. Hope you made it past that conversation. Then we get into some basketball news. College, pros, it's all talked about. We also do it while watching a specific game that one member of the group lost some money on while we were recording. Then we get into the king of sports, which was shown with the craziness of it during March Madness, but NFL! Yes, a bunch of stuff happenings! It's not even free agency people! Rodgers stays, Russ cooks in Mile High and Ridley loses way more than the $1500 he bet with. We talk about it. Plus are gummy bears candy? And if so, what are the best ones? Are these questions you ask yourself? Weird, but we have answers. It's a fun one folks, enjoy!

On this 111th episode of Mind The Mess, we talk palindromes. Shocker? I think not. Recorded on 2/22/22, it perfectly sums up literally like half of this episode. But then we get into some NBA and more specifically the All Star game. This leads to what sport has the best in season competition and if Steph Curry is already an all time great. Also, there was a fight. One open handed claw to the face of an assistant coach and you're done for the season. We are talking Juan Howard and his claws of furry. Then Aaron Rodgers was supposed to have some football world shattering news, on a Tuesday of all days, just in time for us to discuss. But of course it wasn't meant to be. We talk what we took from the interview and hope to start a go fund me for Medium T to start a specific cleanse that we really want him to do. Then KEB gives us his palindrome parlay and we end with famous animals in our Starting Five! Enjoy folks!

On this 110th episode of Mind The Mess we start with some NBA. That's right, we know the Super Bowl happened, but first we talk some bball. More specifically the trade between the Nets and 76ers. Did the Sixers give up too much? Will Ben Simmons help the Nets more than Harden with the 76ers? We don't know, but we speculate. Then what everyone has been waiting for, the Super Bowl. Medium T, not happy. Displeasure in the referees is a pretty big point here. Not going to lie, we touch on just about everything, but the LA Rams are Super Bowl champs and we discuss how they got there. Should more teams go "all in"? We debate the hell out of it. Also, what does it take to make it into the NFL Hall of Fame? One Super Bowl? Records? Awards? Is the Hall of Fame turning into a participation trophy? AGAIN, we debate. Then we talk about the winners of the Super Bowl, the halftime performers. Including the one we weren't expecting, but we happy to get! Then we end with Pete Davidson somehow, so random, but relevant. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the significance of the number 109. Spoiler, there is none, but KEB elaborates. Then we get into the Pro Bowl, you know that time of year that people talk about how horrible one game can be. So to make it interesting, we give the NFL a bunch of suggestions of what America would rather watch. It's a greta list. Then all 9 coaching vacancies are filled and we grade them. But using our Garrett system. Plus if you didn't know, the Super Bowl is this weekend and we got picks! We pick our winners and then for the last time of the season, KEB gives us his Super Bowl edition of the Producer Parlays. Also Saturday is officially Gambling Day, so enjoy responsibily. Then there is a list of smelliest states in America so you know we have to discuss. It's a good one folks! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with an unlikely NASCAR team that immediately turns the boys into sunglass people. Then we move on to the GOAT of the NFL calling it quits, but before that lets have Adam Schefter say something. See Adam, that's what it's like and we hate it. Anyway Brady has officially retired from the game of football, which begs the question is he the GOAT of GOATs? We discuss. Then if you haven't heard about Brian Flores's lawsuit then you've been under a rock because this man is starting a movement. We discuss the timeline. Then we finally get into Championship Sunday aka the last week of multiple football games. The Bengals punch their ticket behind some defense and the 49ers practically give the Rams a free pass to a Super Bowl in their "home" stadium. Then we get into our Starting Five which has us take a walk down memory lane. We are talking movies we wish we could see for the first time again and spoiler we enjoy stoner comedies. Hope you enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a Hall of Fame blunder. That's right, the Hall of Fame is wrong and we are right. The Baseball HOF. Barry Bonds missed out on the HOF again and we talk about his impact on baseball. Also, Medium T doesn't understand steroids. Then it was the Divisional round of the NFL playoffs and RJ and KEB aren't great, not great at all. But you know who is? Joe F******g Burrow! That cigar smoking son bitch is at it again! Sacked 9 times and still gets the W. We are talking sack on Joey B, we are talking about the Packer's stout defense, we are talking about the Bills scoring with 13 seconds left and we are talking about Tamps recovering 4 fumbles....if you watched this weekend, you know what's coming next. Plus we ask questions about QBs, young and old and we make picks for the Conference Championships. Also KEB gives some advise in his Producer Parlays and then we get into the Mac daddy of them all, Buffalo Wild Wi...I mean man caves. We talk man caves in our Starting Five! Have fun folks, looks good on ya!

On this Super Wild Card Weekend episode of Mind The Mess, we talk about how not super the weekend ended up being. That's right. If you watched football this weekend, you know that we mean. A lot of hoes teams winning and we explain it all while we talk about each game. We talk about Derek Carr's next career move headlining a festival. Plus we ask and answer the hard hitting questions like can the Bengals win the Super Bowl or is Mike McCarthy out as the Cowboys head coach? Plus Josh McDaniels hasn't left New England in awhile, but is something holding him back? Medium T seems to think so. Plus we pick the winners of the Divisional Round and spoiler two members don't pick one game. Plus KEB and Medium T give us their Producer Parlays for the weekend. And toys folks. We talk toys! That's right, our Starting Five revolves around the childhood memories made on your Razor scooter or playing N64. It's a good one folks. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the guys feeling on Georgia winning the National Championship. Spoiler, someone is not happy. Well happy for Georgia and all, but the money was the issue. You'll get it. Then Week 18 happened and a mother week brings another Colts loss. We discuss if Went was the issue or if it falls on someone else. Plus, is Big Ben the luckiest QB ever? This year sure looks like it. Plus who is more surprising, the Raiders or Bengals? KEB makes a huge statement about the Raiders which leads to Medium T thinking of a challenge for us so let's go Raiders. Then we pick all Super Wild Card Weekend game this weekend and Medium T gets mad about the Sunday Night Game, guess who plays. Then it's Producer Parlay time before we get into our Starting Five! Things you spent money on that was a mistake. That sentence is the Starting Five topic. We have everything from food to spy gear to golf clubs. A lot of stuff in here. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some college football. Stop me when you've heard this before, Alabama is in the National Championship. Yup, again they will defend their title and this time against their SEC foe Georgia, who they spanked in the SEC Championship. However, Vegas gives a slight nod to the Bulldogs which prompt us to immediately put our houses down on Alabama. Check in next week to see how that's going. Then we get into Week 17 of the NFL. It included everything from Antonio Brown quitting (or being cut) from the Buccaneers mid-game to OBJ punching a dude in his butt hole. Believe it or not the butt hole thing is less crazy. Plus we have an extra week of football this year which gives us some playoff scenarios we talk about as well. Then we give you are Week 18 Games to/not to Watch and the guys try to make some money this week in KEB The Producer's Producer Parlays. 

Then if you've listened and read this long then enjoy the Pretzel Power Rankings that are teased in the beginning. 

Enjoy folks!