Mind the Mess

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with KEB's absence. Yes, if you actually read this then you will know before you listen that we are missing our Producer. But no worries, he's just taking SnapChat videos of a concert for the fine folks who sing Gooey. Look em up because you know Medium T didn't know em! Anyway, then we have a quick dispute about British actors and specifically if Charles Miner was British in the Office. This them seamlessly transitions into a huge win by really USA as a whole at the Rider Cup. Not only did we win, but we brought two men together who were feuding and I will keep saying "we" because America. Finally we get into some Week 3 NFL action! We start with the LAST PLACE Chiefs and their poor play lately then moved into how horrible rookie QBs have been. Like all of them, not great. Also, Big Ben was struck by the turf monster pretty bad and Justin Tucker is considered nightmare fuel to all Lions fans. Plus we have a few 3-0 teams that we seriously need to determine if they are contenders or pretenders....hence that name of the segment. Spoiler, Medium T thinks we have some pretender, didn't see that coming. Then we end with KEB Th...I mean Medium T's Parlay Picks where he stated they were all winners and he thinks he should take KEB's job on this podcast. Well we will let the football gods decide, but folks it's a good one. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess we jump right into Week 1 of the NFL! We walk through games from Thursday and Sunday and discuss what we think about Dak and the Cowboys. Plus Medium T sneaks in a nod to his favorite college team LSU when we talk about the Bengals win and Dan Campbell actual did bite Raheem Mostert's knee cap. Plus Tua rubbed his injury bug off on FitzMagic and Medium T owes the Panthers an apology. Also, the Browns punter has one job and Big Mac has a bright future. Then we get into some overreactions,  like the Steelers defense being the best in the NFL and if the Colts were better off with Rivers. Also Medium T doesn't give Kyler Murray any credit for anything and we want to gamble in the casino that has to be in Allegiant Stadium. Then RJ gives you his thoughts on the Packers embarrassment and Jameis Winston now has a name for his revenge tour this season. Then Week 2's slate of games doesn't look as appetizing as Week 1, but we pick some games to watch and KEB The Producer adds some Brads to his Producer Parlays. Football is back people! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the emergence of music artists having their own meals at restaurants. That quickly leads us into KEB's favorite artists and his favorite McDonalds meal. Plus we dive into the craziness that is King Henry's high school stats and discuss how we would monitor something like that. Then if you haven't realized yet.....WEEK ONE OF THE NFL IS HERE PEOPLE! Thursday there is a game in which the Cowboys will probably get trucked by the defending champs. PLUS even bigger news, GAMES TO WATCH (GTW) is back as well and RJ tries all he can to limit Medium T to only picking a few games and not the whole slate. Then predictions are made, like the first 0-17 team ever and if the 49ers will make the playoffs. And a football week wouldn't be complete without KEB The Producer's Producer Parlays, where KEB looks like to bounce back in a huge way because honestly the only way to move is up at this point. Then we have multiple Questions That Matter today which leads to a driving theory and the image of Medium T dressed up as Neo from the Matrix. It's a good one folks, enjoy! 

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with toughness and SpongeBob so it's really up to you if you want to continue. Then we discuss the most hated player in golf and how he lost in a playoff to the very person he asked to stop walking in his backswing. Long story short, it's rough out here for Bryson. Plus tennis makes it an appearance with Andy Murray complaining about a long bathroom break. Yes, you read that correctly. The dude he was playing against is a known offender or using the bathroom in the middle of a match. The thing is people accuse him of texting his coach while in the bathroom, which is illegal in tennis. So the man either takes 20-30 min long poops or he is watching some film on the match, either way he is finishing strong. Then have you heard of Arch Bishop Sycamore High School? Well either has ESPN and they let them play on national TV against the best high school program in the country. Also Arch Bishop Sycamore is full of junior college football players that never panned out and they still lost. Crazy story. Crazy discussion. Then we get into Cut Day in the NFL and start with a former MVP and leads us straight into KEB's Producer Parlays. Also another first on the show, we talk about music. We are always nervous to do so, but now everyone knows that Medium T hasn't listened to a top 40 song in 20 years. So listen, discuss, debate and love all. Enjoy!

Hello To Whom It Maybe Concern,

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we dive straight into some NFL Pre-season QB battles from around the league. We start with Cam versus Big Mac, and before you ask, yes we mention the Big Mac guy again. BUT we don't talk about him too much, but Mac Jones really needs to look into an endorsement deal with McDonalds, I mean come on.  Also, who are you taking Andy Dalton or Cam Newton? Tough question? What about Cam Newton or Matt Ryan? Huh? Then after Medium T fixes his sound we get into the QB Competition that is officially over whether Sean Payton likes it or not and that's, future MVP, James Winston!Medium T tries to deny it, but Winston looks good when he can actually see his receivers. Plus we get into great morning TV shows somehow because why not and create our own. Ours is properly titled and pretty much speaks for itself. Also KEB decided he's better betting with 3s and we talk hot dogs in our Questions That Matter. How many hot dogs have you eaten in your life? Well, it was nice knowing you. Anyways, it's a fun one so sit back and enjoy.

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Mind The Mess Crew 

Welcome to the episode of Dale.....and other people or things that the number 88 could reference. Yup, we are 88 episodes into this show and you're still listening, maybe. Anyway, we start a little unorthodox, but we didn't have a rundown so let's do it live! We talk some sports after talking about the number 88, like football preseason where we watched some rookie QBs. Also, Joey B in Cincy has the football yips and we are worried AND some guys played baseball in a cornfield which was awesome. Have you heard of this Big Mac guy? Because he potentially could be a serial killer. We discuss. Then we finish up our division talk with the strong NFC North and AFC West. Plus we have a special segment back that is near and dear to all of your hearts annnnndddddd we forgot how we used to introduce it, but you'll understand. Then the Big Mac guy is still on our brains when we get into our Questions That Matter. Also Tony gets Lil Jon confused with the Kool Aid guy. So it's fun. Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a pretty great deal for the Milwaukee Brewers. Not many things in the world are worth $1 anymore, but the Brewers were able to swing a pretty sweet deal. Then we get into some Do We Care! AND WE START WITH SOME FOOTBALL BABY! Football is on this week and we love it and totally care....However, we will watch probably about 10 mins of this game. The HOF game is like a super pre season game, but hey beggars can't be choosers. Then Aaron Rodgers tells a bunch of dude to off themselves and Zach Ertz has a new hair color. Also, are the Lakers too old to be competitive this season? Also, do we care? Then we get into the Wentz Injury Saga, which has spread within Indy to their best play. Yikes. Plus shout out to Simon Biles is the GOAT and doing what she needs to for her mental health, but it's time for the sports word to come up with new words for the yips or twisties. We discuss. Then we talk some divisions and get into some Start Sit Cuts. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind the Mess, KEB had a flu day (he's not sick) so we brought in some relief in the form of the tallest person I know, Tall Jon (original name I know). Any way we start with some MLB trade deadline news and I'll speak for the Phillies organization when I say I'll take a few dudes out there. Then we play some Do We Care! That's right, the segment that is used when we miss a week or two has become a new every episode segment to discuss the hot topics that have come up without getting too much into them. Well we go too much into them and talk a lot about Adam Schefter, Tom Brady, Gardner Minshew, Kanye West, expensive hot dogs, Little Cesars, Madden Rankings and of course Aaron Rodgers (who is back by the way)! The most important content from all of those is that Minshew doesn't poop and Kanye West thinks hot dogs cost way more than we think they should. Then we get into some Start, Sit, Cut! Are you a Will Ferrell guy or Adam Sandler? Also, where do you shop? Amazon, Target, Walmart? Well you're in for a treat, whether you answered those questions to yourself or not! It's fun folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some tv talk. Yes, Medium T has a new show he absolutely loves and wants RJ to love it just as much. Also, KEB has a petition online to save his favorite show. He loves it so much, he has a few burners out there to sign the petition. Then we talk some basketball! Bucks up 3-2 over the Suns, but no one really cares about that. I know you care about MTMBGOTYP2! Well spoiler but emperor daddy already won. Who's that you ask? Oh you'll find out. Plus since we've been away for a bit, we have some Do We Care?And thinking about it brings me to this song lyrics, "Cock rocket in flight, afternoon delight!" Yes the richest man in the world took a cock rocket to space and we discuss. Then we talk NFL division with the AFC East and slim Big Ben. We also fit the NFC West in there and discuss if Matt Stafford is even good. Then we talk some Start Sit or Cut to end it. Hope you like it folks, it's a good one!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, the boys are back! Medium T is feeling better and as feisty as ever. We start with ways to help out Britney Spears and it may or may not include the Tiger King folks. Then we get into our new weekly NFL division preview. And, since Alex Smith said Dak was going to have a big season, we obviously had to start with the NFC Lea...East. So we talk about breakout players and folks who we see having a bad season. Then Medium T did something crazy, he pointed out the ridiculous similarities between Daniel Jones and Mitch Trubisky. I mean from the high draft pick to production, why do we keep hearing about giving Daniel Jones another year? Like why? We discuss. Then we get into some Playoff P! The self-proclaimed name had us thinking of our own self-proclaimed names. That leads KEB to making fun of a body part on Medium T (get your mind out of the gutter). Then we move into some Start, Sit, Cut. That leads to another game, but honestly we are just talking. But RJ has a bunch of scenarios and we talk about whether we want French fries, tots or a Bavarian pretzel. I mean who doesn't want to listen to that. Enjoy folks!