Mind the Mess

On this episode of Mind The Mess are down a Medium T, but we brought in a reliever to finish out episode 83. Season one MTMBGOTY himself, C Roar joined us for this episode so it happened over Skype so don't mind the quality of the sound. Anyways, we start by giving out a Have A Day to Carl Nassib for his courage to come out to not only the NFL, but the world. This is probably the only serious part of the podcast so enjoy our serious side for a few minutes, but then we move right into Tom freaking Brady. He was on a show were he said a team in free agency dropped out towards the end and then he called someone a bad word. Which immediately leads into who the hell was he talking about! So like everyone else in the world we speculate! So enjoy that. Plus Sean McVay has officially seen what a real QB looks like and he's all jazzed up about it. Then we get into our MTMBGOTYP2 standings and it might shock you! This leads into the competitors picks for the Conference final round and then finally a nice vent session about the Sixers. Then the Olympics are happening and if you're about to go watch it live, DON'T YOU MAKE A SOUND! We talk about the new guidelines around fans watching live. Plus the Harlem Globetrotters want to be in the NBA, yeah you read that right. And we turn it into a Question That Matters, which leads to another special guest dropping in out of nowhere. But it was fun folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, WE ARE BACK! It's been a few weeks because of vacations and such and we are back with a vengeance! But first a lot of stuff happened over the past few weeks and we ask the question, do we care? Julio was traded, do we care? LeBron changed his number, do we care? The college playoff might expand, do we care? Well we care about each and every one of you so we answer these and more! Then we get into some baseball. Did you hear pitchers use slipper stuff to get more rotation on their balls? Where are they hiding though? We answer that, but that leads to a great discussion about getting steroids from pigs and more specifically from a burrito. It's fun. Then we get into some Questions That Matttttterrrrrrr! We haven't done this in awhile and it's pretty sweet. We choose between Mike Tyson and Zombie, with plenty of questions as you could imagine. Then we talk break ups, but not the type you may be thinking off. Get your thinking caps on ladies and gents! Enjoy the episode, hopefully you like it!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the age old question, should fans be in a sports hall of fame? Yes, you know you've always thought about dedicating a bed room to a team and buy season tickets, but a very wealthy man in Canada took it to the next level. He literally got inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame. How? We discuss. Then where does Julio end up? Is he a top 5 receiver anymore? Would he help the Cardinals? Why all the questions? I honestly don't know, but we answer all of the ones we just talked about. Plus we talk Aaron Rodgers dance moves. Then the biggest news of the week includes a Food Network star who now makes more money than Aaron Donals annually. He's got spiky hair and his name is what you call a male human. Any guesses? Well one more clue, he likes his show names in threes. You'll understand. But the best part about talking about the man is he leads us into our Starting Five! That's right Starting Five TV Personalities and KEB honestly still doesn't understand....you'll get it. It's fund folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with another interesting NFL signing. Kelvin Benjamin has now signed with the Giants at TIGHT END! That's right, not only is Tim Tebow playing tight end, but Benjamin joins him and we talk who we'd want on our team. Then Joe Burrow is ready to go this season after a season ending injury last season. So Medium T may buy a Bengals helmet and wear it for one full day, but you'll have to listen to the only way he will. Plus who is your sleeper pick for MVP? We give you ours! Then ladies and gentlemen it is back!!!! The competition to end all competitions! Mind The Mess Basketball Guy of the Year Part Deux! MTMBGOTYP2! We have our returning champ, we have our basketball analyst, we have KEB The Producer and we have a newcomer throwing his hat in the ring! That's 3 people who can now take down our returning champ so for the love of God, please let someone else win! We talk basketball vs football and Russell Westbrook. And then of course our guys take their picks for the Play In Tournament! Then we do Starting Five sites....yup sites. It's all fun and games here folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we just ask you stay for the whole thing. We start with Medina Spirit allegedly taking steroids before winning the Kentucky Derby. His trainer is in some hot water and blaming it on someone peeing on hay. Yeah, you read that right. Just listen, we explain, kind of. Speaking of racing, DK Metcalf showed how much of a freak athlete he is and Medium T has a hot take about the Seahawks WR and QB relationship. And we have a question for you. With the NFL schedule coming out, do you think the Buccaneers could go 17-0? Medium T also has a boiling hot take about them as well that ends in 10 less games then we think. But this is where we need you to stay tuned and enjoy the sound of laughter. Can't tell you why, but you'll hear. THEN Tim Tebow, do you care? And we end with Starting Five Bad Guys in TV/Movie. From Home Alone to Game of Thrones scary movies, we are all over the place. So it's short and sweet and not really to any point, but we hope you enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some soccer talk because we are really on a soccer kick right now...get it? Then KEB and RJ give us their thoughts on Aaron Rodgers and we discuss where he might end up. Medium T gives the best answer btw. Then the draft happened and Roger Godell brought something that we hope he cleaned thoroughly! We discuss the top picks including all of the QBs and WRs and we pick which will succeed early and which won't. Plus, did you have any surprises or were you happy about a pick? We were and we talk about it. Then we get into the NBA Play-In Tournament, which is a thing this season. And LeBron hates it, but he might just end up in it! We also talk #MTMBGOTYP2! Then we get into our Starting Five Bills! To honor the legacy of what used to be Bill and Melinda, we name all of the Bills we can in our Starting Five! It's a good one folks! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we are talking soccer! Man, do we have a treat for you all on this episode! Our new Mind The Mess soccer analysts Eli comes by to fill us in on all that is soccer. From his humble beginnings of being beaned while playing baseball to finding friendship from his neighbor from Spain to falling in love with Liverpool, the man loves the game and he is here to answer all of our questions. What is the Super League? Answered. Why have a Super League? Answered. What is up with loaning players? Answered. How much of soccer does Pele own? Answered. So many hard hitting questions about the sports and so many screamers (it's a soccer thing, you wouldn't get it) right back at us in a form of perfectly answered questions! We had a blast learning from our new Soccer expert and we hope you all do too. Then we get into some sports we actually understand like American football or as our soccer expert likes to call it, NAFL. The draft is coming up and we have a few questions to answer including which team needs to move up for a QB and how many trades will happen in the first round (5.5 o/u). Plus is Florida a taco? Maybe. And that's really it, but hey it's a good one and we hope you all like it!

On this episode of Mind The Mess that happens to be recorded on 4/20, we start with Medium T's Breaking News, or BNs as the cool kids say. This conversation quickly leads us into a detailed discussion about how much we do not know about soccer. So if you love soccer and you want to talk soccer on our show (and preferably have an accent), please join us! We then move from football to....football. And we have another jersey change for the 2021 season! If you remember last season we had a bunch of changes that were awesome, but this year we were given the Bengals. Listen, we have no idea what changed and are pretty sure they are exactly the same. Medium T has a way for them to stand out though and it includes Joe Burrow's alma mater. Also, who has the best and ugliest jerseys in the NFL? We discuss. Then we get into some baseball talk with the man with the batting stance every kid tries to copy, Gary Sheffield. Apparently the man hates baseball now, doesn't like it, doesn't watch it and doesn't want to think about it. Then out of nowhere, BOOM, Jake Paul beat another retired guy. This time is was a retired UFC fighter who rocked the ultimate dad bod while he lost in the first round. Is Jake Paul a good boxer? Maybe. Would you take 1 million dollars to be punched in the face by him? Also a maybe, we discuss. And we end with a sports related QTM, picking our favorite athlete that we wish never got hurt and then ask the question that's been around from the beginning of time, is a taco a sandwich? Heavy hitting this week, enjoy! 

On this short episode of Mind The Mess, we start with bets that we made just so you can hear the agony of defeat in our voice as they happen. If you listen close enough, you can hear the money literally leaving our Fan Duel accounts. Also, you might be hearing the horrible audio from KEB, so sorry in advanced. BUT the show goes on and we get into some Julian Edelman news....which is silly put, he gone. The man, the myth and the legend has retired and he made a video and got emotional. Which if you think about it, is crazy because when I retire, my emotions will not be tears, more pure excitement stemming from my pores. But then we talk a little what if scenario if Denver landed Matt Stafford and just a tiny hint of NFL Draft news featuring the freak, Kyle Pitts. Then the moment we have all been waiting for (as soon as we saw the news last week) Kevin freaking James will play Sean Payton in a movie taking place during Bountygate when Payton was suspended from the league. Medium T loves Kevin James and Sean Payton....so just listen. Then we cast our lives in our Questions That Matter because why the hell not. It's short, sweet and to the point so enjoy folks.

Betting is hard. I'm starting this description off with tell you to please listen to the end credits. KEB the Producer made a bet and recorded his live reaction to how it ended and I guarantee you won't want to miss it. But anyway, on this self titled episode of Mind The Mess start with the Final Four! It has come and gone and Baylor played big brother in the dismantle of the undefeated Gonzaga team. We also discuss our listeners bracket and how Baylor propelled a familiar last name up to first place to take home the title! Then we get into more NFL draft news with the trade of Sam Darnold to the Panthers. First off, one host loves it and the others don't care. Plus if you win the Masters you receive an invitation to every Masters after, even if you are in jail in a different country. Now the real question is, do you still lay some money down for them to win? That certainly is a great question. Oh yeah, the Masters are here and we have a great, yet confusing, Question That Matters. This is just some good clean fun with even more fun in the credits. Enjoy folks!