Mind the Mess

On this episode of Mind the Mess, KEB starts by freaking out about palindrome. He does so much that he literally skips hours of one day to get to the palindrome date. Then we get into some MLB headlines which includes the Mets firing of their new GM. It is a crazy and, honestly, horrible story, but that leads us into answering the question, how many unanswered text messages does it take until you take it to the next level? Medium T believes the Mets GM took it too far, but does give us the number that he thinks makes sense for the question above. Just listen, it'll make sense. Then we get into some NFL Football! We talk about the four Divisional Round games that were played and weigh in on the Patrick Mahomes concussion. Also, Chad Henne made Tony Romo do something live on air that he probably likes to keep private. Then KEB gives us his Championship Producer Parlays and continues with a winner that's hit for him all year! Then we have a surprise segment this week that kind of ties into RJ's first Aldi experience, which spoiler, wasn't great. This is a good one folks and please stay until the very end of the credits for some good laughs.

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some College Football Championship! Alabama laid the smackdown on Ohio State and we talk about how a dude who looks like a tooth pick and another who could be the definition of a dad bod, absolutely dominated! Plus the Texans have a HUGE problem on their hand, because they are dumb. When your most famous player to ever wear a Texans uniform who hasn't tweeted in 3 years decides to shoot out a tweet, you know it's not good. And Dougie P is out in Philly and Medium T literally hangs up mid show because of one of RJ's suggestions. Then it's time for Super Wild Card Weekend! Two days, six games and Spongebob! We talk about Josh Allen's play and how Philip Rivers needs to hang them up. We talk about how Russ can't cook anymore and how a 4th string QB from Washington almost took down the GOAT. Then we love the pettiness between the Titans and Ravens and we hope the kids around the world still like football after watching the Bears get smacked against the Saints on Nickelodeon. And finally, after years of bags on their heads, Cleveland Brown fans can rejoice because they beat the snot out of their rival Steelers to advance to the next round. Big Ben. Probably done. Medium T brings out the Fraud Curtain one more time. Of course KEB gives us his Producer Parlays with some crazy bets on the Browns and then he talks some Star Wars to end the show. BUT WAIT! Do not stop there, we have a treat in our end credits when Medium T sends his "notes" to KEB and RJ and then we realize why he messed up reading that one time. It's a good one folks, have fun!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we immediately celebrate 2021 by guaranteeing all of our listeners a high five and maybe old people candies. So obviously be on the lookout for that! Then we get into some football! Week 17 came and went. Some teams were eliminated from the playoffs, while others fired coaches and 14 others were good enough to continue playing next week. Now people may fight me by saying, teams were good enough to make the playoffs because Sunday Night showed that the NFL sucks at scheduling and that Doug Pederson doesn't give a sh*t what you think he should do while coaching his team. Yes, the Eagles tried to break the NFL and potentially outrage so many people that they cancel the playoffs altogether, but anyway we discuss it, like a lot. Then we talk about the SUPER WILD CARD WEEKEND! People, there are two separate triple headers on both days of the weekend. Let me explain with different words.....SO MUCH FOOTBALL ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY! And as if football wasn't already amazing, you can watch it on Nickelodeon with f*cking Spongebob! Get pumped, because we are and pick each game on the docket! Then we hit some Producer Parlays that are not from the heart and from a different body part. And we end with naming our own sports league after Johnny Manziel decided to start a crazy league that I will be calling plays for so be prepared. Anyway, we had fun so enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some fantasy football talk as KEB cleans up in his personal life. Plus we talk about our holidays and how we are in that week limbo between Christmas and New Years'. Then to Week 16 of the NFL! What a week, the Saints and Bucs beat up on bad teams on Christmas and Saturday and we really get into why Matt Stafford needs a new home. Plus RJ was wrong about Cam back in September and we talk about how hard it is to watch him throw a ball. Then there are two bubbles in the NFC and AFC. The NFC is easy and only between the Rams, Cardinals, and Bears, but who is the odd man out? Well we talk about how the Rams are turning to a younger Fitzmagic and how our scenarios play out. Then the AFC, oh boy. There are five 10 win teams fighting for 4 playoff spots with the Colts as the odd man out right now. Medium T calls out RJ for his love of the underdog, but we each pick our team out of the playoffs between the Titans, Colts, Browns, Ravens and Dolphins. Plus Davante Adams is the best WR in football. Then Medium T yells at RJ and KEB for a solid 5 mins because of their dislike of the Bears and their playoff scenarios. Also Medium T mushes teams...you don't know what that is? Either does RJ. Then we get into our Producer parlays which bring KEB's Heart Play Parlay. Then if you could own a jersey of an NFL draft bust, who would it be? And would you consider Dwayne Haskins a bust? One of our three does so listen to who it is! Oh and please don't forget to listen to the end credits. We have the ultimate gambler experience as KEB goes through all of the emotions while betting on basketball. It's fun folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some fantasy basketball talk and by talk, I mean mention MEdium T said he was winning our league. We de-bunk that quickly and get into Week 15 of the NFL! There are a few interesting things we get into this week and as we start with Top Seeds, we have to talk about the free-falling Steelers. We talk about how JuJu's dancing can be disrespectful and the fraud curtain was flying high this week against the Bengals. Then we talk about the Washington Football situation with chicks with no pants. Plus if the Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl, Medium T has a promise he will have to keep and everyone should not be a Bills fan. Then we talk bubble team that are in and out of the playoffs and we finally pick the winner of the NFC East with only two weeks left. Also, don't forget about Week 16 Games to Watch and KEB The Producer's famous Producer Parlays that he actually won a few. Then we get into Christmas Songs in our Questions that Matters! And I'm pretty sure MEdium T doesn't like the Beatles and you'll hear why. Have a great Holiday Season and we hope you enjoy our new episode!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the storm hitting the northeast of the US this week. We hope if you are snowed in that you have everything you need, but RJ explains why he doesn't like snow anymore. Then we discuss how our children will be spending snow days! Then we get into some NFL talk! Week 14 came and went and there was plenty of playoff movement in both the AFC and NFC. We start with the top seeds and finally kiss goodbye to the Patriots dynasty. Plus Chase Young cannot be human and honestly, Ron Riveria should try him at QB if Alex Smith can't go. Plus the Packers move to the number one seed with a little help from a rookie QB in Philly! And Medium T thinks one QB in Philly will not be there in 2021, but he's not sure which one yet. Then we talk about the most EXCITING DIVISION IN THE NFL.....The NFC East! We pick our winners and talk playoff seeds. Then we play a little game of Contender or Pretender with teams either right in the playoffs or on the bubble, like the Buccaneers, Ravens and more! Then of course Medium T and RJ give you their games to watch for Week 15 and KEB The Producer thankfully has another Producer Parlay segment (he had a retirement pick last week and spoiler...it hit). Then Star Wars, do you like it? Yes? No? Have you ever seen it? Well in our Question That Matters we discuss because why not? And of course check out the credit scenes for an extra laugh or two! We had fun making folks so enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with an apology from Medium T. He has wronged someone. He may have ruined their life and he used the first few minutes of our show to explain and eventually kind of apologize in....The Apology. After we get done with that, we start talking some football! Week 13 was still going on while we were recording but we talked about other games played on Sunday and Monday and every once in a while you caught an update from the Tuesday Night matchup between the Ravens and the Cowboys. But back to games that had been played. Turns out Adam Gase can fire people and he did just that after an embarrassing ending to the Raiders/Jets game. Plus the world is catching on people, you will win a game if you fire your coach. It's happening all the time and the Lions proved it true again with their win over the Bears (makes you think if the Jets are really tanking). Also, have you ever wondered who the best tight end ever is? Travis Kelce maybe? Well we discuss! Plus the Steelers lost and Medium T adds another installment of "Fraud City". And ladies and gentlemen the Eagles made a change at QB and that leads to us trading KEB for James Harden, the math adds up just listen. Then we talk Week 14 Games To Watch and KEB's famous Producer Parlays! And the fate of that very segment hangs in the balance this weekend. Then if you could host a show, what would it be? We explain ours in our Questions That Matter! Hope you like it! Enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with a ridiculous story of a deer and a dog by KEB before getting into some boxing. Of course, we had to discuss the Jake Paul and Nate Robinson fight and then lightly touch on the main event of Tyson/Jones Jr. (spoiler we talk about this again later). Then, FOOTBALL! Wee 12 came and didn't go because the Steelers and Ravens game was postponed three times with a final landing spot on Wednesday. So we discuss all the games played on Thursday, Sunday and Monday. We start with the Dallas disaster before moving into Sunday's slates. We talk King Henry domination, if Derek Carr's hair could help him play football better and Kyle Shanahan's hat power over Sean McVay. Then we talk about the teams we think are the best in the league before talking about the Eagles situation (spoiler, Medium T is done with Dougie P). Then we have some interesting games to watch and KEB and MEdium T go through the Producer Parlays with smaller parlays than last week. And we end with boxing talk in our Questions That Matter. We sobered up for this one so we hope you like it! Enjoy folks!

So this one might have gotten out of hand folks. On this episode of Mind The Mess, we celebrate Thanksgiving Eve....by drinking while recording. So we hope you enjoy this one. We start with the weirdest thing to happen to 2020 yet, the Mike Tyson fight. I mean it might be considered a fight but the rules may suggest otherwise and we discuss it, Then we get into Week 11 of the NFL, wait drink. We talk about the crazy NFC east and get into how the Cowboys were able to pull out the win against the Vikings. Spoiler, it includes something we like to call McCarthy's hammer and it was used on accident. Plus the Packer's lost in Indy and RJ and Kyle and most likely all Packer fans blame Mike Pettine. Even Chick Fil A employees, the nicest people in the WORLD, blame him so it's bad. Then we talk Games to Watch this week, drink. You might need a drink for this one because we are starting to feel it, but while Medium T tries to buy a PS5 we get into Producer Parlays. The longest parlay we've ever had! Then what is your favorite trophy? Lombardi? Stanley Cup? KBO SWORD? The list go on while we discuss. We hope you had a great Turkey Day and hope this podcast brings you more joy over the extended holiday weekend. We are thankful for you all!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with trying to clean up our intro because KEB thinks too much. You'll get it. Plus the Masters happened last week and the winner did something that hasn't been done since 2004. Plus not to mention he is killing it on the course and off the course. Then Medium T is trying a new profession with the NBA. He's only going to bring the hard hitting news from the NBA, so make sure to follow his Twitter. And finally week 10 of the NFL! We talk about how the playoff picture is starting to form and who will end up on the outside looking in, plus who has a must win already. And who do you think wants to win the NFC East? Medium T doesn't have an opinion anymore, because, well he's a Chiefs fan now. Then Antonio Brown went all Fast and Furious on a security camera and DeAndre Hopkins made a ridiculous catch to win a game. Also, did Kyler move into the MVP race ahead of the former frontrunner...well RJ think so. And the MVP race might take a huge left hand turn this week when Jameis Winston makes his first start. Then we have some interesting Games to Watch and KEB picks his Producer Parlays with his balls instead of his brain, which scare Medium T a bit. Then the NBA has big threes and now we talk about the NFL big threes, which gets a little heated but we figure it out. Episode 54 is a fun one folks, enjoy!