Mind the Mess

On this episode of Mind The Mess, Medium T forgets how to clap and RJ forgets names. So you know right out of the gate, we are on our game for this episode. So we start with some March Madness updates including us watching Gonzaga play against USC while Medium T bet the over, but he actual bet the under...it's a whole thing. Then we discuss our listener bracket which Medium T is about to win and literally screw up everything. But we are all officially routing for the listener in first right now. Then we get into KEB The Producer's Producer Parlays which includes his comeback bet so you have to listen for that one. Plus have you been following the NFL recently? Next season there will be 17 games and Roger has said the stadiums will be full! Man, those are some big changes and we think Roger should have went about this like we go about betting, you'll get it. Plus there have been NFL Draft trades, like 3 to be exact and one impacts one of our co-host. He gives us his take and we discuss soon to be rookie QBs. Then do you like logos? We do and we haven't used it for Starting Five yet so it's perfect for us to do on this episode! Get you search ready because we have a few throwbacks, enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we talk so much college basketball! Is Sister Jean magic? Are we all in on Oral Roberts aka Blow Bob? Is Timmayyyyy the best basketball player in the tournament from Gonzaga? So many questions and we answer every single one! We give you our thoughts on the first two rounds and give props to a few folks in our bracket challenge. Then we pick our new final four based on the sweet sixteen and RJ makes the dumbest decision of his life. Plus KEB gives us his Producer Parlays for the sweet sixteen and even RJ throws in a guest parlay. Then we have a Cubs prospect who is Having a Day and then we get into our Starting Five...Balls. You read that right, we give you all the balls that are awesome. It's short sweet and to the point. We love it and hope you do too!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some red wine and ethernet cords. Then once we are done, we jump into MARCH MADNESS BABY! This time last year we were literally streaming ourselves watching a video game from 2008 to simulate the action and excitement of March Madness. And even though it was exciting and we ended up a little intoxicated, this year we have the real thing! That's right people! We are talking Cinderella picks, we are talking about our bracket with 30 plus people and we are talking...PARLAYS. It must be Christmas early because KEB has his Producer Parlays back in action just in time for one of the most exciting times of the year! Then, not to be out down, the NFL was like, "hey, we got people changing teams over here!". And just like that we get into some NFL Free Agency, where the names aren't that big but the paychecks are! We talk our favorite moves and out least favorite moves and then RJ and Medium T debate about the Patriots (who just emptied the bank account on free agents). Then in the spirit of St. Patty, we have a fun filled...what for it...QUESTIONS THAT MATTTTTTTERRRRRRRR. Yup, Christmas strikes twice as we bring back the lovable segment for some "Would you Rather" scenarios that leads to some Boondock Saints talk. And if you have never seen that movie, don't worry...you'll understand. It's a good one folks, enjoy!

You'll understand the name at the end of the show, but ON this episode of Mind The Mess, the franchise tag period has come and gone and we are talking free agents. Who was tagged and who is free to explore the market. Spoiler, RJ and KEB are less than excited about a certain running back. Also, like this episode, in the middle of random topics I will let you know Medium T names his five worst Adam Sandler films. Then we get into the news of the week and really the whole NFL offseason, Dak Prescott and Big D. That's right, we argued on this very show about it two weeks ago and earlier this week Dallas made Dak one of the highest paid players in football. Win for Dak? Duh, but was it also a win for the Cowboys? We discuss! Also, Medium T hates a certain actor/comedian and he makes it known, a lot. Plus are the Eagles making the right choice with Jalen Hurts? Our resident Eagles fans weighs in and simultaneously talks himself into the Eagles being contenders next season. Then we get to the grand daddy of them all, The Starting Five! And this week we do Adam Sandler movies that we actually enjoy. It was all supposed to come from Bryson DeShamoo hitting bombs in a gold tournament, but that was hardly brought up. BUT speaking of tournaments, March Madness is right around the corner so don't forget to join our bracket for some sweet prizes, probably. Like in our Instagram bio! Enjoy the show folks!

On this episode 69 of Mind The Mess, we welcome you with telling you it's episode 69. We do actually talk some sports stories of the week. First, where does DangeRuss play next seasons? He has four teams on his list but hasn't demanded a trade, so that's interesting. We talk about what we would do if we were a particular NFC East team on his list, but ultimately send him to the city that never sleeps. That's where DangeRuss finds strip clubs, episode 69. Then JJ WHAT? JJ is heading to Phoenix to join the shortest QB in the league. Did he make the right choice? And was his signing hype a little overrated? We discuss. Then Drew Brees pushes 90 pounds and is automatically ready for a NFL return. If you're the Saints, who do you want at QB? Ok, football talk is done right? Yes. What else is there to talk about....episode 69. This brings an interesting yet extremely awkward Starting Five. Ok, end of episode rig.. WRONG! We talk shower curtains and RJ's internet connection in our end credits which might be longer than the actual show. It's a fun one folks, enjoy!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we finally record on a day where there is breaking news and it's horrible news, so that figures. But we talk about the accident Tiger Woods was in and hope he has a speedy recovery and can hopefully walk again. Then we get into a heated discussion about the video of Cam Newton vs the teenager. Who do you think was in the wrong? Cam? The teen? Both? Well we discuss....heatedly. Plus we name teams that Cam could join next season after he said there weren't 32 better QBs than him in the league. Then we become GMs of a few teams with franchise tag options and discuss if we are using our tags on certain players. That leads right into another headed discussion about Dak Prescott. We all become Jerry Jones and battle internally in Jerry's old head. And where do you place Dak in the QB conversation? How many QBs would you take over him? Our numbers differ a bit. A lot of heated stuff today so enjoy that. Then Medium T says his final goodbyes to Carson Went and the heat rises when we talk about the reason Carson Went won't be wearing number 11. Then in our Starting Five we discuss things that should send people straight to jail. Hate slow walkers? Cart leavers in a parking lot, people taking up space at the gym while on their phone? Straight to jail. Enjoy folks!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, KEB has upgraded our podcast with a second screen that show us everything he looks up while we talk. And we immediately try to think of names for it and please keep listening, please don't turn us off yet. Then we get into KEB's first experience with Nespresso and let me tell you, he has never felt so alive! Then actual sports for like 30 minutes but it was a well spent 30 minutes. We got the 25th anniversary of Happy Gilmore and a great snapshot of how awesome Adam Sandler dresses. Then JJ Watt was let go by Houston (shocker I know) and we talk about each team that could get him. Then we discuss if trading the first pick in the draft for Deshaun Watson would be worth it. Then if you want to call this a sport, we talk about the FCL (Fan Control League). Yes Johnny Manziel and many others have created a league, which legit looks like arena football, and the fans "control" it. And by "control" we mean pick what people wear on the sidelines. Also, we may buy a team straight up for the league depending on how many free shirts we get when we invest. So be on the lookout for that. Then we have a super special Producer Parlays before we get into our Starting Five. This weeks Starting Five may make you cringe a little if the things that freak us out, also freak you out. So have fun with that. And of course listen through the credits because those may make you giggle. You guys are awesome and we how you enjoy the show.

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we starting with the Saturday before the Super Bowl. 

"Twas was the night before the Super Bowl and all through the brewery, not a creature was silent, not even the three of we. FanDuel was up on our phones as we thought with great care, would Patrick Mahomes score anytime and when will our beer be there. The co-host were betting and drinking all snug at the table, while visions of us winning a shit ton of money seemed very stable."

Yes we all went hard on the sports books on Saturday and even RJ bet. We talk about our experience with Medium and the waitress and RJ and Medium T try to take a break for awhile. Then we discuss the NFL Honor show, which seems like a silly show anyway. We talk about who won and who was snubbed and how Aaron Rodger's graphic looked like a video game. Then we get into Super Bowl Sunday, takeaways and how Devin White was robbed. Plus our Way-To-Early 2021 NFL season predictions and spoiler, we all stay in the AFC east. Plus we go over the laundry list of prop bets KEB made last week in our producer parlays and we talk about Valentine's Day gifts in our Starting Five. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with the biggest news of 2021! EA SPORTS IS BRINGING BACK NCAA FOOTBALL! Yeah, you heard that right! The classic video game that made a fiction football coach into a house hold name is coming back to a system near you...as long as you're cool with waiting. Spoiler, Medium T is not cool with waiting. But it's still awesome! Then we get into the Texans new coach and where Deshaun Watson will end up and how many picks the Texans will get for him. Which brings us to our next point, Matt Stafford. Boom, Rams are all freaking in on Matt Stafford and don't give a shit about the first round of the draft. Can they win now? We discuss. Then we get into some Super Bowl talk, and by talk I mean we shit all over it because we don't really care. But we will wait it because prop bets are life on Sunday and KEB gives you, maybe, every single bet there is and which to take in his Producer Parlays! And our Super Bowl theme is not over folks, it bleeds into our Starting Five where we pick Super Bowl foods. And yes, everything you are thinking is included. It's a good one and we hope you enjoy!

So Medium T gone done messed up and forgot to save his audio. So this audio, which sounds like doo doo, is from our Skype video. So enjoy that...

On this episode of Mind The Mess, we start with some Barenaked Ladies and then get into some football news. Philip Rivers retired, Matt Stafford actually wants to win football games and there have been a bunch of coaching hires! We talk about every one. See who thinks Rivers is a Hall of Famer, listen to where we think Stafford should go and analyze our grades for each head coaching vacancy that has been filled! Then unfortunaely we have to talk about the NFC Championship game, which RJ and KEB talk about which sounds like a heart broken teen. Plus AFC Championship and some Super Bowl talk but we'll wait until next week. Then KEB has some Producer Parlays for you this week that includes some NBA action and we end with a Starting Five of our favorite lead characters. Be on the lookout for a poll on Insta later as well and see if your favorite leads were picked! It's grainy audio, it's sports talk and we love it! Hope you enjoy!