Who lives? Who dies? Who tells their stories?

As the war between the Animorphs and Yeerks comes to a head, we imagine what the kids' post-war lives look like: will Cassie and Jake stick together? Will Rachel and Tobias become international spies? Will Ax stay on Earth or rejoin the Andalites? Will Marco...actually, we're pretty sure he'll be fine.

What does Ax's character arc have in common with time? They're both a flat circle. But which Animorph would carry the Time Stone (or any of the Infinity Stones)? Plus: get ready for some property damage!

While half the Animorphs take a road trip and cause a LOT of property damage, we discuss the important things: ghombies, ghuberty, and governors' mansions.

We may be in the endgame now, but we have to ask: are Cassie and Jake endgame? Other questions relevant to this episode: who are the Seagull Squad? And CAN TIM READ?

It's time for the most important Animorphs book to date—the one with the most instances of the word Dumpster! We also discover which anthropomorphic M&M is the horniest and discuss how we would evacuate our families from mind-controling aliens. HEY! THAT GOT DARK!

Join us as we uncover the secrets that THEY don't want you to know...secrets about vampires, the moon, and dinosaurs! Plus: Alex makes the worst casting choice for the Ellimist; Tim decides to be cremated; and Meg asks, "Are we Yeerks?"

Who lives? Who dies? Who is the Ellimist telling his story? Ian R. Buck joins us to discuss memms, mones, and face-face as we excavate the Ellimist Bull$#!+ motherlode.

Cue up the fiddle music, put on your Starfleet uniforms, and prepare yourself for the hardest question we've asked yet: "Do we say [bleep] too much? Plus: don't forget our giveaway (which we have sweetened the pot for): http://bit.ly/MindsAtYeerkGiveaway

Comics creator Chris Grine joins us to talk about adapting Animorphs into graphic novels!