Why? Why did Scott Morrison secretly swear himself in to portfolios including Treasury, Finance, Resources and Home Affairs? Why didn’t he tell the ministers responsible for those portfolios? Why didn’t he tell his loyal deputy and Treasurer Josh Frydenberg that he had sworn himself in to his portfolio prior to last year’s critical budget? And why didn’t he tell his other colleagues, Cabinet or the country? Why did the Nationals allow Morrison to overrule them on the PEP-11 application, seemingly to curry favour with climate-aware voters in coastal seats around Sydney and therefore help the chances of Liberal MPs and candidates in those electorates? And why has he apparently taken on a new job overnight as the CEO of Morrison Memes?