It's a hilarious meander around the mind of Matthew Crosby this week, from the University lecturer he was obsessed with, to his first fight; which in turn frightened his colleagues at the library. Just brace yourself for the last segment of the podcast, because Tom's lucky dip 'first' contains details which the more sensitive listener may find disturbing (but also very funny!)

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