Emily and Graham explore all things royal for this Platinum Jubilee episode. Who'd have thought that the royal carpets are swept? Whether it's the Queen's first email, or borrowing her elephant, no stone is unturned.  Are you  a shuffler? Do you like the same cake as HM? Find out in this episode!

How do! How do you fancy a sugar sandwich? Or perhaps you're more a chip sandwich instead? Do people have dripping anymore? All those things you had as a child and the things your parents had that you thought was elegant, that in hindsight may not have been. Pimm's on the lawn fabulous, Pimm's in a back alley, not so glam. Come on a flavour trip down memory lane. 

Exotic pets. Fancy a liger or an emu running round your house? Why do we want exotic pets and why in America do they keep losing them? Join us to discuss this hot topic and yes we do mention the Tiger King. 

Does retirement exist? Will we ever retire? Why is there so much sex in retirement villages? Graham explores why he receives so many invitations to care homes and what the future holds. As always the MAML's come up with the best care home ever and lets just say there is a human Scalextric for hospital beds. 

Is today a doings day? Do it yourself! Do you? How about a tinker in the garage? Whether your boarding the loft or fixing up a bike - some are more capable than others. You don't want to feel incapable, but then you don't want to call a builder in just to put up a shelf. You too could be DIY man. 

Exercise fads - Jane Fonda, weighted hula hoops or shoes with springs on. Keep fit crazes.
Is it that we just want a quick fix to fitness? Why can't I lose weight watching tv and eating Maltesers? In this episode we come up with a better way to keep fit whilst enjoying a Victoria sponge. 

Are there jobs such as wedding guest? Whose dream job is rodding drains? First jobs are always a bit ropey, so let's explore the job market today and see if there are other career options. 

You know when you find suddenly your window sill is filled with pigs, or your cupboards have Care Bears in them? I know it happens to us all. This episode we realise how much rubbish we collect and have no idea if we are collecting rubbish or childhood trauma. Enjoy middle aged collectibles or just the rubbish you bring on the ride of life. 

How would you run your country? As a world leader would you take your own bins out? Do world leaders pick up after their dogs? Welcome to the world of Incontinentia where you get free chips on Tuesday and we have secret service bin men. Join us in our madness.

Wonders of the world. What are they? Do they change? Are there any original wonders left? Or have they been turned into an aaah rather than an oooh? In this episode we explore what a middle aged wonder would be, such as reading a menu in a restaurant.