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- The Ancient City of St Andrews
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:9 min - Neighbours
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:7 min - Heat
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:10 min - Them’s The Breaks
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:7 min - Jubilee
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:7 min - Party
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:7 min - Trailer
Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer
If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:5 min
About Modern McGonagall
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Dear listeners one and all
It is I, sir William Topaz Mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth
For to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief
Didn’t he die in 1902?’
Yes I did but I have been returned to you!
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
With my spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: