Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]

Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]

Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]

Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]

Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]

Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]

Dear listeners one and all
It is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagall
Brought back to Earth for to speak to you all
You might be stunned in disbelief
Thinking ‘good grief’
Didn’t he die in 1902
Yes I did but I have been returned to you
So just like I did in Victorian times
I’ll present the news of the day
In spellbinding rhymes
To not listen would be a failure
If you need convincing, here's a trailer

If you would like to suggest a subject
For me to write about
like, for example, your favourite sea whale
Then do not neglect
To give me a shout
On this here address, my email:

[email protected]