I’m glad our heroes were able to make it out of Brynshander, but MAN now they have to deal with these flying freaks? Will they ever get a break?? One can only hope. I just don’t feel good about their quest going forward. I would just abandon Ice Wind Dale at this point. What do you say, Max Hedman?

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Thank the GODS that someone is on our heroes’ side! The fact that they got basically everyone together to just shit all over our Bitterhearts makes me so angry. Like honestly, forget the Ten (Six) Towns. They can solve their own problems. I’d be on my way south if I was in their shoes. Also yeah I guess these guards are an issue. They’re inconsequential. Max Hedman, just shoo them away for us.

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Arrested? Are you joking with me? They just literally saved the Ten Towns. These people are so ungrateful. I can’t believe it. I’d just leave the Ten Towns at this point. Fuck these people. Gods this makes me so angry. Max Hedman, can you play me something to calm me down?

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Oh man. This is it, right? They either succeed here or the Ten Towns are destroyed. We can only hope that things turn out alright. But nothing ever really does turn out alright, does it? Man I feel pessimistic about this. Max, can you try to cheer me up?

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I don’t even really have anything to say or comment. Our heroes need to catch up with that dragon. They need to stop it. I genuinely hope no one dies. I don’t think I can take another loss.

Please give them strength, Max Hedman.

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If a dragon is what they must fight, the a dragon they will fight! This may be the last thing the Bitter Hearts ever do. But dammit, will they get it done! Also does anyone else think they shouldn’t have let that guy live? Like I know they’re not evil, but he certainly is. I hope it doesn’t come back to bite them. Oh well, bigger fish to fry! To arms, Max Hedman, to arms!

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So wait, if someone can just MAKE a mythalar, why does Auril want the one from Ythryn specifically? Could she not just have one of her followers create one? It seems Macreadius wasn’t too far off, just some tweaks. Perhaps this is something that will come up later? Quite perplexing don’t you think, Max Hedman?

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So these guys are just two, regular, well-adjusted guys right? No reason to be freaked out by them? No reason to worry about the safety of our party? I mean a placed called the black cabin doesn’t sound ominous at all. Not at all. Max Hedman, why are you playing such creepy music? That’s not you? Oh.

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The Paladin is so cool. Gods I love him. Them? Maybe. Also what is this Mythallar thing? It seems to be the key between Auril conquering Icewind Dale and our heroes prevailing against her. Truly I hope our heroes can figure things out before it’s too late. Max Hedman, can you play me something that will make me feel less anxious about everything?

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Moose and bodies and bears — Oh my!

I mean they’re just bears though. They shouldn’t be too much of a threat. Right? Regardless of what happens here, I hope they find this moose. It can’t keep terrorizing this town. Also they can’t afford to be hated in another town..

Max Hedman, play something over there to get the bears to run away.

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