Musings on what "Underwear, I Give Up" may mean and also, don't ignore butt crack sweat.

Jen and Carol celebrate the no-man's land between 2020 and 2021 with ideas on how to spend your stimulus money, people who died this past year, and some new words added to the OED. Also, Carol's tits are lopsided this week and Jen's dream lover, Jazz Gaffigan, slipped her the tip. Check out our amazing show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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I think the title says it all.

An episode bookended by empty sacks, the ladies discuss childhood mysteries that weren't figured out until adulthood. Who is who of famous duos, and do non-asshole hippies really exist? Jen has a secret reveal and discussions of Keto-crotch and testicle holes are had. Be sure to check out our show notes and copious links at momswipesleft.com.

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Day before Christmas? Here are a couple of gift ideas for the forgotten in your life.

It's Christmas and the debut of the Rodecaster Pro is here! Jen has several shit lists, and Carol goes OFF on how women are either too young or too old to be taken seriously.  How much McDonald's is too much, and does KFC have the coolest media department of all the fine dining establishments? What do you do when you find out your co-worker doesn't actually have Down's Syndrome? And the last of the 2nd Annual MSL gift guide is revealed. Check out the show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Jen has a dream boyfriend and a shitlist about the new Mark Trail. The ladies debate if it's ok to ask for a donated organ to be returned. Also, sometimes pubic lice will hide in your asshole when you try to Nair. A listener asks about the normalcy of farts that take a tour of your labia, and Carol tries to stump Jen with a wrestling quiz. Don't miss this week's gift guide! Be sure to check it out (along with show notes and links) at momswipesleft.com.