Walter narrates a cutting room floor episode made of all quarantine-era clips. Flamingo dicks, Squid Scrambles, sexual oddities and crotch-sniffing are covered, of course. The ladies are back, live, next week!

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Carol is exposed to Covid, so the recording takes place over Zoom with a return of Bitch Boi Ben. Despite being a music and sound guy, Ben records from a car in his mother's driveway on an uncharged phone. A hat is raised to Zoomers and K-pop Stans for the Tulsa punk. The trio play a word association game lifted from Carl Jung, and then they chat with Ben's dead great-grandmother.

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Jen has an unfortunate experience at a mammogram while Carol continues bitching about last week's sound fiasco. Carol explains her current anxiety and the ladies contemplate whether their mothers are part of Antifa. Carol's is having less sex and Jen tries to pep her up with a sandwich bracket competition. Finally, the hard truth about innie and outie assholes.

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Carol and Jen discuss the continuing protests and the brilliant Kimberly Latrice Jones whom Carol has a girl crush on. Also, Lindsey Graham's taint moles are contemplated. The ladies play an 80's TV theme show quiz that culminates in the realization that Jen screwed up the audio. She blames it on the absent Walter and Carol has a melt-down. A pretty typical episode, actually.

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The world is exploding and we talk about it (to the best of our abilities). But there's still time to share Sharon's chipmunk assault and tips on how to tape your face for a Zoom meeting.