Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.

Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.

Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times. Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.

This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.

Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to the Red Cross. Also, the worst ways to spend your stimulus check. They wrap up with a particularly frustrating conversation with a Gen Z-er who thinks that they are both Karens.

Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingle quiz. Be sure to rate, review, and subscribe!

Corona scams; Joel is useless; Stoned

Quarantine fun; Jen considers tasting dog shit; Carol kicks ass at the 70s

Old people and technology; corona-porn; Carol is a slapper