Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with a disappearing penis, a drunk guy that broke into a zoo to look at monkeys, Cate Blanchett has an accident with a chainsaw, Conor McGregor claims he is retiring from MMA again, a Canadian guy busted trying to submarine drugs across the border, a guy high on synthetic weed got naked at a flea market and went on a crime spree, new railing on the Golden Gate Bridge makes a high pitched noise heard for miles, the new trend in massage is “Meat Cleaver” massages, a guy that had to have a cell phone charging cable removed from his bladder, a treasure hidden in the Rocky Mountains has been found after 10 years, and more!