Ricky's got a date with a lady at a fancy Chinese restaurant - is she gonna be impressed with his chicken ball-eating invention? There's also chainmail sheep, a floating city in need of weed, and a cop dumber than George Green. Plus: Aliens have arrived in Sunnyvale, and Ricky's got proof... kinda!

Poor Ricky! He's looking for love, but his f**ked employment history is turning off the ladies. Can Julian help him write a job-winning resume? There's also a mushroom PSA for California, and a warning about hitch-hiking butthole fish. Plus: Let there be light - Julian attempts a life hack experiment!

Ricky's had enough of f**kin' Randy and his rent demands, he's moving outta Sunnyvale! But to where? Julian's gift for Mo arrives in the mail, and there's some inspiring Drunk Laheys of the Week. Plus: F**k IPOs and pensions... put your cash in cockroaches!

Ricky's having trouble with the ladies and asks Julian for dating advice. Would a cock of pepperoni or a dead rat help? In happier news, Ricky's new product idea takes the greasy out of your french fry supper. Plus: More head-hurting Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week!

Julian's dressed all sexy for summer, but there's something on his mind: his sh*tty pension fund! Can Ricky and Julian go full De Niro to make some retirement scrilla? Plus: dirrrty fries, duck whispering, and more f**ked contenders for Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week!

Ricky and Julian are battling some serious f**kin' sleep deprivation.... will the drugs work? Before they crash, they discuss getting banged up in North Korea, why modern movies suck, and judge some painful Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week. Plus: Kids today, eh?!!

Ricky and Julian sneak into Three Days Grace's Halifax gig and hang with the band... but will they make it onstage? Ricky also pages Dr. Julian for a medical exam, and judges another f**ked Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the Week. Plus: Julian spills the beans on TPB Season 13!

How's it flowing, f**kers? Ricky and Julian's muscular brains are fired up and ready to go! Watch the latest F**KED Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the week, and find out if Julian's TikTok purchase is a steal or a scam. Plus: Grab some spaghetti, pineapple and toothpaste, we're about to get learnt!

We've got a special Park After Dark guest (no, not you Randy) – Canadian comedian and America's Got Talent finalist Ahren Belisle! He judges the Dumb and Lahey Drunk of the Week, reveals his gas explosion troubles, and gets greasy as f**k with Randy and… Roseanne?! Plus: Keep those friggin' dirty burgers away from service dog Al!

Ricky and Julian are still banged up from 420... and that home-made hot box! Julian helps Ricky works through his duck trauma, learns some 5-star swears, and brings news on a new Park After Dark feature - if the tech nerds can figure it out. Plus: do you have gorillas in your back yard? Julian wants to hear from you!