The ketchup is torrential, even downright frightening in this week's show! Come along as Mike and PJ discover the reason Trump's Twitter ripoff didn't last a single day its first public test, the meaning of "guff" in relation to an open flame, the worst-reasoned lawsuit of all time, and encounter perhaps the uncrowned Florida King among mere Florida men!  

Fun Fact: In 2015, PETA attempted to sue a photographer on behalf of a monkey named Naruto, claiming that the photos Naruto had taken himself were his own intellectual property. Monkeys suing monkeys over monkeys!

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In this week's Ketchup, the guys are near-flustered with the density of strange business on deck! Mystery booms in the U.S. northeast, Jeff Bezos shatters Shatner's 90-year-old (!) soul, a delightful display of North Korean machismo, kiwi wizards, space lizards, and some truly degenerate Floridian behavior abound! 

Fun Fact: Only one person has ever been reported killed by a meteorite, a man in Iraq in 1888. Only slightly less lucky than one of our stories this week!

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In this week's Ketchup, Mike and PJ consider the importance of finding yourself, ponder the source of a devastating herpes outbreak, learn what it means to shatter one's foot, check in on Dog the Bounty Hunter's latest escapades in the Florida wilderness, plumb the depths of degenerate food artistry, and much more!

Fun Fact: There's a mysterious surprise awaiting you at the end of this podcast!

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In this week's Ketchup, the guys discuss a ninja attack in California, an ongoing "brownout" issue here at home, an unexpected visit from Dog the Bounty Hunter, the ultimate grift from our good friend Florida Man, and much more!

Fun Fact: This episode will probably institute a rule where we always are at least holding a beer during recording. It really loosened things up!

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In this week's Ketchup, Mike and PJ probe the mind of a "malicious communicator," debate the (now extremely dated) move by OnlyFans to cancel porn, consider the legal pitfalls of drunkenly operating an elephant, and more!

Fun Fact: A large section of this episode was cut for being TOO HOT FOR PODCAST! What do you think it was?

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In this week's Ketchup, the guys observe a grisly but non-fatal jetski accident, stand up for Android users everywhere, confirm the existence of government weather control, jabber on about their favorite tunes, and much more!

Fun Fact: This is our least favorite episode so far! Get EXCITED!

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This week, Mike and PJ observe something off about the Blue Origin rocket, recount a shocking bird-murder, speculate on cryptids in the woods, and much more! 

Fun Fact: Sasquatch is real... in our hearts!

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In our first-ever Monday Morning Ketchup, the guys lament the loss of the world's tallest horse, ponder the ethical quandries of eating tiny men, the prospects of a turkey dinner-flavored ice cream, and more!

Fun Fact: There is a cursed Episode 0 version of this podcast where we were brainstorming name, and were honestly considering calling it "Monday Morning with Peaches and Cream."

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