Monkey Sword Fight

Monkey Sword Fight

By Jordan Patrick & Mike DottsComedy
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Monkey Sword Fight episodes

  • Episode #83 Tim Tam Slam ft Rana Marathon

    This week the guys are joined by Perth poet, Rana Marathon.

    This weeks topics include Tim Tam Slams, A Blend In Stand Out recap, Poetry competitions in Australia, New venues, Flying knees, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports and Watching/Listening!!!!!

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.instagram.com/ranamarath0n/

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Rana Marathon

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:05:51 - Patreon Shoutout

    00:23:17 - Chat With Rana (Incl; 2 live poems)

    00:57:18 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Wearing full football strips, MLB in London, Top Gear, Summer Holidays, Tennis, and much more)

    00:33:38 -  Sports (Incl; UFC 239, USA World Cup win,  

    00:49:47 - Watching/Listening (Incl; Sons of Anarchy, Creed 2, Stranger Things S3, Henry Danger, Love Island, Undercover Boss

    2 hr 3 min
  • Episode #82 I'll Eat You Under The Table

    This week the guys meet up for a chat to discuss important subjects such as Fathers Day, Glastonbury, and things that you only realised were expensive when you became an adult. Also, Jordan gets a hosting job, Mike is looking ripped, Andy is still opening packs, More MSF merch is on the way, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports & Watching/Listening!!!!

     You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:19:07 - Patreon Shoutout

    00:22:45 - General Chat

    00:49:13 - Sports (Incl; Brooklyn Nets, Celtic, and more)

    01:02:39 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Filming gigs on your TV, Camping holidays, Eggs in the microwave, and much more)

    01:20:40 - Watching/Listening (Incl, Toy Story 4, Chris Brown, Lil Nas, Glastonbury, and much more)

     

    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode #81 Dirty Mermaid ft Vicki Small

    This week the guys are joined by Vicki Small to discuss topics such as China, Dirty Mermaids, Chinese photo albums, making time for friends and family we you’re back, bad movie accents, Beijing granny fanny, Men In Black 3, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw & Watching/Listening This Week

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Vicki Small

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:10:55 - Patreon Shoutout

    00:28:00 - Chat with Vicki

    01:06:26 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Shower wanks, Doing someone a solid, sprayed-on jeans, 50 Cent, Letting your dog lick your face, and much more)

    01:29:33   - Watching/Listening (Incl; Night & Day Podcast, MIB 3, Lil Nas, Central Park Five, and much more)

     

    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode #80 It's OK to Talk ft Alex McClintock

    This week the guys meet up for a chat with Alex McClintock from Andy's Man Club.

    Andys Man Club is  a peer to peer support group for men over 18 to help them through life. The facebook page is for everyone to follow and share to help challenge the stigmas of mental health and to promote suicide prevention across the whole of the UK.

    This weeks topics include Andy’s Man Club, Male peer support groups, Mental health, Working with local High Schools and Colleges, Throwing milkshakes at politicians, Two Buff Dudes workouts, and much more.

    Including Braw Or Naw & Watching/Listening This Week.

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Andys Man Club Links:

    https://www.facebook.com/andysmanclub/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/andysmanclubperth/

    https://twitter.com/andysmanclubuk

    https://twitter.com/AndysmanclubSco

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Alex McClintock

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:43 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    00:02:59 - Patreon Shoutout

    00:10:00 - Chat with Alex from Andys Man Club

    01:06:41 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Pocket Watches, Double dipped dips, Music from Bluetooth speakers, and much more)

    01:27:02 - Watching/Listening (Incl; Bad Blood, Black Mirror, 911, G.O.T, and much more)

    1 hr 36 min
  • Episode #79 Everybody Loves Tom Hanks ft Chris Small

    This week the guys are joined by local musician, Chris Small. 

    This weeks topics include Chris’ musical beginnings, The Chris Small Trio, Playing in multiple bands, Famous drum breaks, Tom Hanks, Pipe bands, St Andrews, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening This Week!

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/chrissmallmusic

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Chris Small

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:05:55 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    00:06:34 - Patreon Shoutout

    00:07:56 - Listener Feedback

    00:13:00 - Chat With Chris Small 

    01:07:20 - Braw Or Naw 

    01:36:58 - Watching//Listening This Week

    02:04:46 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    2 hr 6 min
  • Episode #78 Fook Me, Fook You

    The guys are back after a week off and are read to discuss topics such as toilette ettiquete, Bad Dad advice, Donald Trumps visit, Jordan buys some new braces, Mike buys a new phone, Andy receives his results, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports & Watching/Listening

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

     

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:03:40 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    00:04:00 - Patreon Shoutout

    01:04:30 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Nu Metal, Smashburger, Playing 5s in Air Force Ones, Fillet o Fish, and much more)

    01:32:13 - Sports (Incl; Celtic, Dundee Utd, Anthony Joshua, and much more)

    02:03:00 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; Baby Driver, Bash Bros, Tina Turner, Inside Jokes, Jameson Flood, Run The Fut Market, and much more)

    02:15:16 - Patreon Shoutout

    02:17:36 - Sponsort Shoutout (Ste vie Macs Skate School)

    2 hr 19 min
  • Episode #77 A Loaf Of Bread & A Beatles Album ft The Goatboy

    This week the guys are joined by Stef and Grant of local Perth band, The Goatboy

    This weeks topics include coming up with a band name, The new Goatboy EP, Dave Grohl & disposable cameras, Pop music biopics, Jeremy Kyle, Gods of Rap Tour, and much more.

    Including Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening This Week

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/thegoatboy182/

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Stef Bednarek & Grant Pettigrew

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:02:17 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    00:02:26 - Patreon Sponsor Shoutout

    00:04:43 - Chat with Stef & Grant from The Goatboy

    00:44:33 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Weird names, Work, Red-top milk, Old-Firm fans who don’t aren’t from Perth, Jeremy Kyle, and much more)

    01:09:53 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; Line of Duty, Wu-Tang Clan, Still Game, Open Goal Podcast, Styles P, and much more)

    01:22:00 - Patreon Sponsor Shoutout

    01:23:16 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode #76 I'll Fight Anyones Mum ft Sam Mathias

    This week the guys are joined by Sam Mathias.

    This weeks topics include Barbers, Tattoos, Brown Ale, Yodel deliveries, Japanese trains, Mini-Golf, Jordan calls the P.B.A, Mama Pats calls into the show, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports & Watching/Listening This Week

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    www.instagram.com/el_gordo_vaquero

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Sam Mathius

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    03:09:17 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    05:00:00 - Listener Feedback

    06:27:26 - Patreon Shoutout

    00:20:00 - Chat with Sam

    01:00:05 - Mama Pats calls in to the show

    01:17:20 - Sports

    01:27:20 - Braw or Naw

    01:44:22 - Watching/Listening

    01:50:43  - Sponsor Shoutout

    01:50:52 - Patreon Shoutout

    1 hr 53 min
  • Episode #75 Three Fingers Under The Kilt ft Stevie Mac

    This week Mike and Andy are joined by special co-host and show sponsor, Stevie Mac.

    This weeks topics include mature students, bullet-proof hoodies, speaking a foreign language, moving house, planning permission, wearing kilts, Mike attends a wedding, Andy Mac has relapsed and is back on the Fifa packs, Stevie explains why he couldn’t bring his car to the show, and much more.

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/smskateschool/

    https://www.instagram.com/badmac999/

    Hosts:  Mike Dotts

    Guest: Stevie Mac

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:05:46 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    00:09:51 - Patreon Sponsors Shoutout

    00:10:25 - Listener Feedback & Whats Been Going On This Week

    00:59:05 - Braw or Naw (Incl; Bull Fighting, Shouting Across The Street, Changing Movie Characters, 

    Wet Rooms, and much more)

    01:24:!2 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; The Sopranos, Macapella & Barkryte, Childish Gambino, Stormzy, Schoolboy Q, and much more)

    01:33.22 - Patreon Sponsors Shoutout

    01:34:33 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode #74 Guillotines For Days

    After a weeks holiday, the guys are back, fully refreshed and ready to go. This weeks topics include String bags of swag, Mike moves house and goes on ANOTHER school trip, Killing ducks, Buying and selling on Gumtree, Suit jackets and jeans, Avengers Endgame, and much more.

    You can now support the show on Patreon and gain access to exclusive weekly content, prizes, and shoutout every week on the show: https://www.patreon.com/MonkeySwordFight

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

     

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:04:24 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

    00:06:20 - Patreon Sponsor Shoutout

    00:09:26 - What’s been going on?

    00:43:46 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; B.Y.O.S to the movies, Ant Man, Big people in tight shorts, Buzzcuts, and much more)

    00:56:03 - Sports (Incl; Israel Felou, Billy McNeil & Stevie Chalmers, The S.F.A, NFL Draft, and much more)

    01:23:38 - Watching/Listening - (Incl; Avengers Endgame, Bohemian Rhapsody, UFC Fight Night, Barkryte, Bad Boy Records Greatest Hits, Beat Tape Vol 3, JRE w/ B Real, and much more)

    01:38:27 - Patreon Sponsor Shoutout

    01:39:17 - Sponsor Shoutout (Stevie Macs Skate School)

     

    1 hr 41 min

About Monkey Sword Fight

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Perth‘s premier podcast. Hosted by Jordan Patrick, Mike Dotts & Stevie Mac.