Monkey Sword Fight

Monkey Sword Fight

By Jordan Patrick & Mike DottsComedy
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Monkey Sword Fight episodes

  • Episode #63 A Bunch Of "Thicc Kings" ft Megan Bain

    This weeks the guys are joined by First Lady of the podcast, Megan Bain.

    This weeks topics include the Super Bowl recap, vomit stories, the “Tom Brady Shit List”, Top 3 MSF episodes, “The Fear”, nipple slips, dirty towels, and much more.

    Including Braw Or Naw and Football News!!!!!

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

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    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

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    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts 

    Guest: Megan Bain

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:04:23 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:05:06 - Listener Feedback & General Catch-up

    00:33:23 - Sports (Incl; Super Bowl, refereeing standards In Scottish football, and much more)

    01:05:55 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Butter and mayo sandwiches, sober doner kebabs, Krispy Kreme, and much more)

    01:18:50 - Top 3 - MSF Episodes (Incl; EP#19 Three Banterous Conversations ft Andrew Henderson, EP#38 This Shows Changed ft Paul Patrick, EP#50 Daddy, Why Do You Smell Like Poison? Ft Paul Patrick, and much more)

    01:25:42 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; The Cured, Killer Mike, Assassins Creed “Origins”, Be Here Now, and much more)

    01:37:27 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

     

    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode #62 Get yer Spice Rack Oot! ft Ali McKay

    This week, Mike and Andy meet up with Ali McKay to discuss a wide range of topics including heart transplants, general health, going to your doctor, insurance scams, and the question on everybody's lips, what’s your go-to spice out the spice rack?

    All this and much more.....

    Including Braw Or Naw, Top 3, & Watching/Listening This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella 

    Host: Mike Dotts

    Guest: Ali McKay

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:02:42 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:04:14 - General Catch Up (Incl; Spice racks, Insurance is a scam, and an update on Mikes stag-do planning)

    00:29:30 - Chat with Ali (Ali reflects on his heart transplant and recounts his story so far)

    01:23:50 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Going out “On The Sesh”, Social catch ups at gigs, The Grill, and much more)

    01:38:59 - Top-3 - People you’d like to take to the pub.

    01:42:18 - Watching/Listening This Week (Titan, Guilty Simpson, Ted buddy Tapes, and more)

    01:48:00 Sponsor Shoutout (FairCity Jiu Jitsu)

    1 hr 51 min
  • Episode#61 Booths Are For Riding ft Nate Black

    This week the guys are joined by Nate Black.

    This weeks topics include Jiu Jitsu, Veganism, No Bull Burgers, Weatherspoons pulling game, Linda McCartney sausages, Favourite fan chants, and much more.

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports, Top 3 and Watching/Listening This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://twitter.com/NateyBee 

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Nate Black 

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:05:10 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:05:40 - Chat with Nate (Jiu Jitsu, Gi or no Gi, vegan lifestyle, advice for  Andy, vegan burgers from Iceland and much more)

    00:52:35 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Microwave burgers, Will Ferrell, Salt & Vinegar, Granny Pants, and much more)

    01:12:40 - Top 3 (Sporting disappointments incl; Alex Ferguson, NY Giants, Celtic, Dundee Utd)

    01: 25:25 - Sports (Incl; The NFL Playoffs, Super Bowl 53 preview, female officials in male sports, and much more)

    01:38:43 - Watching/Listening (Incl; Sex Education, Mike Tyson Hotboxing, Joe Rogan, Run The Jewels, The American Office, UFC Fight Night 143, and much more)

    01:48:04 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

     

    1 hr 51 min
  • Episode #60 Still Game Is Still Shite ft BLKGRL

    This week the guys are joined by Nnena Mckenzie AKA BLKGRL.

    This weeks topics include danger wanks, renting your home out for TV shows, meeting Steven Fry, C4 Xmas parties, did I spell that right?, the Gillette ad, and a controversial opinion - Is Chewin’ The Fat better than Still Game? 

    All this and much more.....

    Including Braw Or Naw, Watching/Listening This Week, and the return of Agony Andy.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

     

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.instagram.com/blkgrlraw/

    https://www.facebook.com/nnenasix/

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Nnena Mckenzie aka BLKGRL

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:23 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:02:28 - Listener Feedback

    00:03:26 - Interview With BLKGRL (Including a live performance of “Alcoholic”)

    00:45:00 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; “Funny” socks, tinned fish, Take That, and much more)

    00:53:56 - Agony Andy (Mr X has an internet problem)

    01:00:15 - Top 3 Comedy Shows (Incl; Frankie Boyle, Eddie Murphy, Elaine C.Smith, Dave Chapelle, and much more)

    01:09:28 - Watching/Listening - (Incl; Titans, True Detective, Dirty Dike, and much more)

    01:19:03 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode #59 A Good Sit-Down Odour ft Mitch Hunter

    This weeks the guys are joined by Mitch Hunter (Groovement & Craigie Knowes)

    Topics include Mitch’s experience with the craziest taxi driver in Berlin, Ketogenic diets,  dating age gaps, dead animal stories, Mike asks for some Stag-do advice, Andy Mac has some big news, and much more...

    Including Braw Or Naw, Top-3, and Watching/Listening this Week!

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

     

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/Groovementperth/

    https://www.facebook.com/craigieknowes/

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017626361723

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Mitch Hunter

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:02:40 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:08:00 - Catch-up with Mitch Hunter (Groovement & Craigie Knowes)

    00:58:40 - Top 3 (Fast-food chains)

    01:11:58 - Braw Or Naw (Incl;  Gruesome injury videos, mixing aftershaves, and more)

    01:23:58 - You, The Sandemans, Neville Watson, Fortnite, and more)

    01:37:35 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

     

    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode #58 Thats Why They Call Me "Jengis Khan"!

    Happy New Year!

    It's the first episode of 2019!  To kick-off the year, the guys meet up to discuss pressing topics such as undertaking a one month vegan challenge, Greggs vegan sausage rolls, dirty cutlery at work, living without a fridge, tyre sensors on Fiestas, Kanye Wests upcoming appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience, Louis C.K, old-school ashtrays, and much more.

    Including Sports, Watching/Listening This Week, and Braw Or Naw.

    You can subscribe to the show on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:33 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:03:45 - New Year Recap

    00:17:30 - Sports (Incl; The Old Firm, EPL, NFL, LeBron James, Floyd Mayweather, and much more)

    00:53:14 - Watching/Listening This Weeks (Incl; Bandersnatch, Sherlock, The Revenant, Civilization 6, and more)

    01:02:48 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Stovies, Facebook clear-out, WWE, New Years resolutions, Dry January, and much more)

    01:25:11 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode #57 Thats My Gristle Jar ft. Matt McEwan

    This week the guys are joined by Matt, who’s flown back from China for the post-xmas catch-up. This weeks topics include all the xmas trimming you’d expect such as what time you got up on Xmas day?, What presents Santa brought the guys, shoutouts to the 4 people who downloaded episodes on Xmas day, “The Gooch Of The Year”, going back to work, J-Cole gets a pass, whether you should ask someone who’s been in jail what they’ve been in for, and why does a freshly opened bottle of Stella smell like weed??

    Plus, because its Xmas, Andy brought a crate of beers for this weeks podcast so the guys can have a few drinks throughout the show. 

    Including Sports, Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening This Week

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

     

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

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    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts 

    Guest: Matt McEwan

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:03:20 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:04:48 - Listener Feedback and Christmas catch-up

    00:38:42 - Sports (Incl; A shock in the fantasy football league, NFL, derby weekend, Kilmarnock, the Steve Clarke effect, Matts rugby injuries, sports coaching, and much more)

    01:02:22- Braw Or Naw (Incl; Non-alcoholic beers, gift cards, Xmas crackers, going out for New Year, and more)

    01:19:30 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; You Were Never Really Here, Tag, Spiderman Into Spider-Verse, Bird Box, and much more)

    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode #56 Get Your Granny In A Rear-Naked

    Its the Monkey Sword Fight Christmas Special.

    This weeks topics include Xmas special topics, New Years Resolutions, the listeners tell us how they found out wasn’t real, Top 3 Xmas films, intellectual property, the new Avengers trailer, and the guys are STILL arguing about whether Die Hard is a Christmas film or not. 

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports & Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

     

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:08 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:02:56 - Listener Feedback

    00:16:00 - Christmas presents from Jordan

    00:47:40 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; The Queens Speech, 3 bird roast, mince pies, sprouts, and much more)

    01:01:20 - Sports (Jamie Robson, Raheem Sterling, Jose Mourinho, and much more)

    01:25:28 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; Die Hard, Dirty Dike, Helmet, Ice Cube, Kodak Black, Naked Attraction, and much more)

    01:38:00 - Top 3 Christmas Films

    01:41:30  - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    1 hr 47 min
  • Episode #55 You Don't Like A Beefy Hoop? ft Rachel Menzies

    This week the guys are joined by long-time listener, and friend of the show, Rachel Menzies.

    We also have a NEW SPONSOR - Thanks to Steven Gray and the whole team at Fair City Jiu Jitsu

    This weeks topics include Secret Santas, the Movember total,  Battle O’ The Green Recap, Blend In, Stand Out Dundee preview, Rachel doesn’t like funny things, Mike has a new idea for a mens hot water bottle range, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw, Top 3 & Watching/Listening This Week

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

     Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Rachel Menzies 

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:03:17 - Sponsor Shoutout  (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

    00:05:10 - Listener Feedback 

    00:09:30 - General Chat (Incl; After work clothes, kids asking about Santa, kettlebells, electric blankets, Mike has a new idea for mens hot water bottles, and much more)

    00:56:53 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Mustard, NFL franchise in London, Kevin Hart, Twiglets, sparkling water, and much more)

    01:31:30 - Top 3 (This week its Top 3 cover songs) 

    01:42:18 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; NFL, Glow, Fleetwood Mac, The Sandemans, Meek Mill, and more)

    01:54:54 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

     

    1 hr 57 min
  • Episode #54 There Will Be No Fingering Here ft Steven Gray

    This week the guys are joined by founder of Fair City Jiu Jitsu, Steven Gray.

    This weeks topics include Fair City Jiu Jitsu, Steven's travels around the world to train, his plans for the future of Fair City Jiu Jitsu, the importance of self-discipline and self-improvement in martial arts, traffic jams, car accident etiquette, and much more.

    Including Sports, Braw Or Naw, Top-3, and Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated. 

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/ 

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

     

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice 

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/faircitybjj/

    http://faircityjiujitsu.com

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Steven Gray

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Word With Dotts

    00:02:12 - Listener Feedback & Movember update

    00:07:05 - Chat with Steven

    00:39:45 - Sports (Incl; Ortiz Vs Liddell, NFL, and more)

    00:49:40 - General chat (Incl; Jordan ignoring Mike at work, car accidents, contacting tribes cut off from civilisation, and more)

    01:09:46 - Braw Or Naw (Meat in the wrong bread, Dr Pepper, babies at the cinema, and more)

    01:23:08 - Top 3 90s hiphop tracks 

    01:28:15 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Outlaw King, Don’t Flop, The Emoji Movie, Captain Underpants, Pusha T, and more)

    1 hr 43 min

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Perth‘s premier podcast. Hosted by Jordan Patrick, Mike Dotts & Stevie Mac.