Monkey Sword Fight

Monkey Sword Fight

By Jordan Patrick & Mike DottsComedy
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Monkey Sword Fight episodes

  • Episode #53 Warm Hands & A Saft Mooth ft Barkryte

    This week the guys are joined by rapper and music event promoter, Barkryte.

    This weeks topics include a preview of the upcoming Battle O’ The Green event, gloves with batteries to warm your hands, the Top 3 films from your childhood, wearing football strips on holiday, Baynes Xmas pies, and much more.

    Including Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening To This Week

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    www.twitter.com/Barkryte

    https://www.facebook.com/thecounterculturecollective/

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Barkryte 

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:04:25 - Chat with Barkryte (Chat about the new studio, new EP with Macapella & the upcoming Battle O’ The Green event)

    00:31:25 - Listener Feedback and general chat (Incl; Tekashi69,

    01:05:44 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Football tops on holiday, bromance, Queen, and more)

    01:28:46 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Incl; Daredevil S3, Patriot Act, Theo Von, and much more)

     

    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode #52 Rent-Em-Spoons

    This week the guys meet up to talk about a range of subjects including embarrassing work nights out, the Blend In, Stand Out review, Stan Lee, messed up birthdays, Andy's new jobs, and Mike seeks some advice from Jordan and Andy.

    Including Sports, Braw Or Naw, Agony Andy, and Watching//Listening To This Week

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

     

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts 

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:42 - Social media shouts, and the show is looking for a new sponsor

    00:02:02 - Listener Feedback

    00:10:17 -Blend In, Stand Out review (Incl; Jordan’s stand-up, Andy Mac’s poetry, the raffle prizes and more)

    00:17:45 - Whats Been Going On? (Incl; Mike’s awards bash, Andy’s new job and much more)

    00:36:05 - Agony Andy - Mike asks the guys for some advice

    00:59:00 - Sports (Incl; NFL, UFC Fight Night and more)

    01:13:57 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Stuffed mushrooms, Bailey’s, sweetcorn on pizza, Audi TT, and more)

    01:33:30 - Watching/Listening To this Week (Incl; Den Of Thieves, They Shall Grow Old, LOTR, and more)

    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode #51 He's So Bulgy, He's Like A Moose

    This week the guys meet up for a chat to discuss a wide range of topics including curry, Movember, Guy Fawkes/bonfire night, Apu, Mike does an impressive Mike Tyson impression, posh wanks, the upcoming Blend In Stand Out event, and Mama Pats sets Jordan a challenge.

    Including Sports, Braw Or Naw, and Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:02:30 - Do you want to sponsor Monkey Sword Fight?

    03:30:20 - The No Swearing Challenge (Mama Pats sets Jordan a challenge)

    00:04:33: - Listener Feedback, Halloween, Movember, and general news chat

    00:45:16 - Sports (Incl; James McClean, Neil Lennon, Floyd Mayweather and more)

    01:08:25 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Voice chat, Brexit, legalised prostitution, and much more)

    01:41:00 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Incl; New Prodigy album, House of Cards, Dave Kerzner, and much more)

    1 hr 56 min
  • Episode #50 Daddy, why do you smell like poison? ft Paul Patrick

    We made it to 50 EPISODES!!! 

    Thank you to everyone who has downloaded, subscribed, listened and supported the show over the previous 49 episodes. Here's to the next 50!!!

    This week the guys are joined by the shows sponsor, Paul Patrick, of Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating.

    This weeks topics include nipple chafing, Jordan tries Jiu Jitsu, Paul causes havoc with a gorilla mask, Mike encounters more problems with NFL Game Pass, the guys wake Mikes kids up and much more.....

    Including Sports, Braw or Naw and Watching/Listening To This Week

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/paulpatrickplumbingandheating/

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Paul Patrick

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

     

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro and Words with Dotts

    00:01:55 - Sponsor Shoutout (Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating)

    00:03:34 - Social Media & Listener Feedback

    00:21:41 - Sports (Incl; Odell Beckham Jr, Conor McGregor, and more)

    00:37:50 - The  50 episode recap (Incl; How the podcast started, what we’ve learned along the way, favourite moments so far, and how the podcast got its name)

    00:58:16 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Gender reveal parties, pet Instagram pages, dressing up for Halloween, pie and a roll, and much more)

    01:19:13 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; Daredevil, The Awakening, Dinner Date, more 

    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode #49 Alabama Hot Pocket ft Claire Courtney

    This week the guys are joined by Claire Courtney. Claire is back from China for a couple of weeks and she stopped by the show to have a chat with the guys. She also brought mystery Chinese snacks and gifts!!

    This weeks topics include Claire's Chinese adventures, mystery Chinese snacks, hair in food, Mike's idea for a new restaurant and an important question is answered: What would be your last meal if you knew you would die tomorrow?  All this and much more.....

    Including Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.instagram.com/claireyco/

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Claire Courtney

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:04:41 - Listener Feedback

    00:08:40 - Chat with Claire (Incl; Claire’s Chinese adventure, language barriers, the difference between Chinese and Scottish kids, and much more)

    00:21:14 - Mystery Chinese Snacks (Incl; Chicken feet, Beef cubes, Chinese Wotsits, Milk sweets, and more)

    00:37:42 - Gift Time (Claire brings some gifts for the guys)

    00:50:25 - Braw Or Naw (Fantasy sports leagues, Chips cheese & curry sauce, Country music, and much more)

    01:04:34 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; Greta Van Fleet, Quincy, My Favourite Murder, Joe Budden podcast, Bob Ross, and much more)

    01:16:00 - Sponsor Shoutout (Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating)

    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode #48 I've Shat Myself ft Mitch Hunter

    This week the guys are joined by Mitch Hunter of Groovement and Craigie Knowes.

    This weeks topics include Ceilidh music at weddings, Fantasy basketball drafts, Blend In Stand Out review, the worst boiler room ever, publics toilets, unfortunate accidents, and listener Andy H puts forward Words With Dotts as a topic for this weeks Braw Or Naw!

    Including Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.facebook.com/Groovementperth/

    https://www.facebook.com/craigieknowes/

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Mitch Hunter 

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro and Words With Dotts

    00:01:34 - Sponsor Shoutout (Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating)

    00:02:50 - Listener Feedback

    00:19:35 - Catch up with Mitch Hunter of Groovement & Cragie Knowes (Incl; Upcoming gigs, Groovements famous Halloween party, the new venue, opening weekend, new events, and much more)

    00:52:43 - Braw Or Naw (Cover bands, pickled eggs, pickles on a sandwich, eating out alone, and much more)

    01:18:19 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Incl; The Secret Footballer, T.I’s new album, The Civil War comic, The Defiant Ones, Tame Impala, and much more)

    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode #47 Stoopit

    This week the guys met up for a chat to disucuss hot topics such as planning a stag-do, serving nachos at a wedding, and how much you take to a casino. They also recap UFC 229 and debate the important issue of which company you place your bets with?

    Including Braw Or Naw, Sports, and Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & words With Dotts

    00:01:37 - Sponsor Shoutout & Listener Feedback (Sponsor: Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating)

    00:05:40 - Sports (UFC 229, NFL Week 5, Scottish Football News, and more)

    00:44:44 - Braw Or Naw (Incl: Banjo, sugar-free drinks, Pinterest, Conor McGregor, and much more)

    01:06:17 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Incl: Logic, Night & Day, A Bloody Mess, Trainspotting 2, and much more)

    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode #46 A Massive Set Of Horse Balls

    This week the guys meet up for a chat where they discuss nicknames, play with a rap name generator, debate which drinks are you allowed to drink alone, ponder spending 30 hours in a coffin for theme park tickets, talk crusty socks and crusty handkerchiefs, and much more

    Including Braw Or Naw, Football News, Agony Andy and Watching/Listening This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:15 - Sponsor Shoutout (Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating)

    00:39:06 - Football News (Incl: The Ryder Cup, UFC 229, Celtic, Dundee Utd, and more)

    01:04:47 - Braw Or Naw (Incl: Lager Tops, using coupons on dates, KFC Perth, Yankee Candles, and much more)

    01:22:43 - Agony Andy (This week, a bar fight and Mixed Martial Arts pose a serious problem to a promising relationship)

    01:26:08 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Incl: The Carter 5, Strange Times, and more)

    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode #45 I Love A Bit Of Exposed Brick ft Rana Marathon

    This week the guys are joined by once again by local poet, Rana Marathon 

    This weeks topics include The Fringe Festival, Housewife Mafia, Blend In Stand Out, Mikes Birthday, Steve Irwins son, Tony Watt, doing your makeup, and much more.....

    Including Braw Or Naw, Football News, Agony Andy & Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://www.instagram.com/rana8400/

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Rana Marathon

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:40 - Sponsor Shoutout (Paul Patrick Plumbing & Heating)

    00:07:37 - Interview with Rana Marathon (Incl: Rana is presented her World Cup Prize and she treats the guys to another awesome poem)

    00:34:33 - Current events chat (Incl: Mikes Birthday)

    00:40:38 - Monkey Name Contest (The monkey name is revealed)

    00:56:59 - Braw Or Naw (Incl: Hot water bottles, Addressing your maw, Xmas movies, and more)

    01:11:20 - Football News (Incl: Tiger Woods)

    01:17:16 - Agony Andy (Andy dishes out advice to a guy whose girlfriend has too many animals)

    01:24:56  - Watching/Listening To This Week (JRE, 7:06 EP, Marc Rebillet, The Circle, and more)

    1 hr 36 min
  • Episode #44 Right Ya Saucy Bastards ft Hollie Irvine

    This week the guys are joined by Hollie Irvine. 

    Hollie is a digital marketer for Blue Sky Experiences. She writes for the Perth Gazette, various music blogs and is making the move into radio at a station in Stirling. 

    This weeks topics include dark mornings, naming storms, the monkey name shortlist, Julieisms, the difference between American salads and UK salads, and a NEW segment, Agony Andy!!

    Including Braw Or Naw, Football News and Watching/Listening To This Week.

    If you wouldn’t mind subscribing to the show on iTunes, it helps the show out a lot and would be greatly appreciated.

    You can do that here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monkey-sword-fight/id1346837791?mt=2

    Follow us here on podbean: https://monkeyswordfight.podbean.com/

    Don’t forget, the guys are always looking for your feedback and suggestions, so feel free to get in touch at: [email protected]

    You can contact the guys on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeySwordFightPodcast/

    Or on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MSF_podcast

    SOCIAL MEDIA:

    www.twitter.com/Wagjuanpatrice

    www.twitter.com/_MDotts

    www.twitter.com/macapella

    https://twitter.com/HollieIrvine

     

    Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts

    Guest: Hollie Irvine

    Producer: Andy Macfarlane

    TIMECODE:

    00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts

    00:01:17 - Sponsor Shoutout & Listener Feedback

    00:08:35 - Chat with Hollie Irvine (Incl: Digital Marketing, journalism, whats going on in Perth,

    a look at an amazing email she sent to secure a role in the upcoming Biffy Clyro video, and much more)

    00:54:59 - Football News (Incl: NFL week 2 recap, The Browns, Kickers, and more)

    01:02:12 - Braw Or Naw (Incl: Soft towels, Astrology, Well-done steaks, and much more)

    01:24:07 - Agony Andy (Andy gives ‘advice’ to an Aston Villa fan facing a marital crisis)

    01:26:49 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Incl: Fighter and the Kid, The Outpost, Cast, Nailed It, and much more)

    1 hr 44 min

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Perth‘s premier podcast. Hosted by Jordan Patrick, Mike Dotts & Stevie Mac.