Monster F*****s Anonymous

Monster F*****s Anonymous

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  • MFA 41 - Suck Me Dry

    The long-awaited day has finally arrived! We're talking about a classic monster we've been avoiding up until this point, and there's no chance we're giving them the fanfare they deserve. This is us we're talking about. Anyway, close your curtains, put away the garlic, and wear your lowest-cut shirt because in this episode we're talking vampires!

    We're joined by our Marketing Strategist, Gwendolyn Kelly (she/her), and here are today's picks:

    • Olrox (Castlevania: Nocturne, 2023)
    • Marceline, The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time series, 2010-)
    • Bram Stoker's Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1992)

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      Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

      Edited by Kestrel Esin

      Art by ribbysauce

      Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

      Monster Description Music:

      • I'm Not Asking - Hampus Naeselius
      • You're Out (Instrumental Version) - The Devil's Sway
      • At the Abyss - Golden Anchor
        • 1 hr 16 min
      • MFA 40 - Like a Sloth to a Pillow Princess

        Every show gets to phone in at least one episode, right? Today we're tackling the last of the deadly sins in appropriate manor; half asleep and putting in half the effort. Regardless of us succumbing to sloth ourselves, we're excited to rate these lazy lovers so here are today's picks:

        • Baku (East Asian Mythology)
        • Belphegor (Christian Demonology)
        • Lady Midday (European Mythology)

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          Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

          Edited by Kestrel Esin

          Art by ribbysauce

          Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

          Monster Description Music:

          • Utakata - Sayuri Hayashi Egnell
          • The Taste of Fear - Christian Andersen
          • Distant Fortune - Daniel Kaede
            • 1 hr 5 min
          • MFA 39 - Glutton For Punishment

            It's game night and we're playing Hungry Hungry Hedonists! Today is all about the deadly sin of gluttony, so indulge yourself on our dulcet tones and join us as we rate today's picks:

            • Beelzemon (Digimon franchise)
            • Beelzebub (Umineko: When They Cry)
            • Gluttony (Full Metal Alchemist)

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              Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

              Edited by Kestrel Esin

              Art by ribbysauce

              Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

              Monster Description Music:

              • Funky Rock Dawg - Def Lev
              • Multiverse - Brightarm Orchestra
              • On the Edge of Change - Brightarm Orchestra

                • Additional Music

                • Rock Solid - Mothers Madness
                • Waltz for Maybe - Jonah Aardekker
                  • 1 hr 8 min
                • MFA 38 - Movie Night! (Ft: Laura Andrea)

                  Come in, kick back and relax, It's movie night and we saved a spot just for you! We're once again perusing some of our favourite films for today's picks but this time we're joined by a special guest, the talented author Laura Andrea (she/her/ella) for a monstrous movie marathon. Today's sexy starlets of the silver screen are none other than:

                  • Unnamed Alien (Untamned, 2016)
                  • Elaine Parks (The Love Witch, 2016)
                  • Nazgul (The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, early 2000s)

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                    Edited by Kestrel Esin

                    Art by ribbysauce

                    Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                    Monster Description Music:

                    • No 19 In Cmajor KV 465 IV Allegro Molto - Traditional
                    • Piece of Cake - Mac Taboel
                    • The Portal - Bonnie Grace

                      • Other Songs:

                      • Waltz for Maybe - Jonah Aardekker
                        • 1 hr 15 min
                      • MFA 37 - Filipino Monsters (Ft: Fabian Lelay)

                        I'll say what everyone else at MFA Inc is too scared to utter; we're tired of thinking for ourselves! Thankfully, Fabian Lelay (he/him) was so kind as to bring us a whole host of creatures from Philippine mythology, and so today's picks are:

                        • Tikbalang
                        • Manananggal
                        • Sarangay

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                          Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                          Edited by Kestrel Esin

                          Art by ribbysauce

                          Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                          Monster Description Music:

                          • Car Accident - Experia
                          • The Secret Life of Filmon - Farrell Wooten
                          • Sublimation - Red Dictionary
                            • 1 hr 11 min
                          • MFA 36 - Queer Re-Awakening (Ft: Amihan / therosecleric)

                            Happy Pride Month!!! Today's episode isn't a trip down memory lane, we're stumbling headfirst into the loving (and vindictive) arms of the icons who made us who we are today. We stand in the presence of greatness and assisting us in the Sisyphean task of ranking every monster, we're joined by Amihan / @therosecleric (he/they), and today's picks are:

                            • Eris (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)
                            • Megamind (Megamind)
                            • Gantu (Lilo & Stitch)

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                              Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                              Edited by Kestrel Esin

                              Art by ribbysauce

                              Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                              Monster Description Music:

                              • An Austere Man - Fabien Tell
                              • Might as Well RocknRoll (Instrumental Version) - TAGE
                              • Event Horizon - FormantX
                                • 1 hr 21 min
                              • MFA 34 - Pasta For Zach (Ft: Zachdevs)

                                It's 12am in 2009 and we're booting up the family computer to find the darkest and creepiest stories on the internet! We're joined by Zachdevs (they/he/she) and we're talking about creepy pastas all night long... In today's episode you'll hear us talk about:

                                • Slenderman
                                • Sonic.exe
                                • Laughing Jack

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                                  Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                  Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                  Art by ribbysauce

                                  Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                                  Monster Description Music:

                                  • It's Coming - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen
                                  • Mirror 45 - Lennon Hutton
                                  • Beast by Beast - Edward Karl Hanson
                                    • 1 hr 12 min
                                  • MFA 33 - Greedy Hole

                                    Sharing is caring and I would throw every single one of you under the bus for a chance at one of today's picks, but since that would mean we wouldn't have an episode, I guess we can make an exception. In this episode, we're looking at some of the greediest monsters as we continue through the seven deadly sins:

                                    • John Silver (Treasure Planet, Disney)
                                    • Pixiu (Chinese Mythology)
                                    • No Face (Spirited Away, Studio Ghibli)

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                                      Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                      Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                      Art by ribbysauce

                                      Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister


                                      Monster Description Music:

                                      • Madame Pirate - Kikoru
                                      • The Lion's Hoop - Jon Bjork
                                      • Ghost Train - Martin Klem
                                        • 1 hr 8 min
                                      • MFA 32 - Pride Cumeth

                                        Prostrate yourselves before us, lowly listener, for today you stand in the presence of kings, no! Gods, nay! Something beyond even fathomless divinity; which is what I would say if we were one of today's picks because today, we're looking at monsters filled with pride (and a whole lot of prejudice). On the docket:

                                        • Tengu (Japanese Mythology)
                                        • Perfect Cell (Dragonball Z)
                                        • Producer Pick

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                                          Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                          Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                          Art by ribbysauce

                                          Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                                          Monster Description Music:

                                          • Straight Flush - Isaac Larson
                                          • My Way - Frank Sinatra
                                          • Try to Figure It Out - Alan Carlson
                                            • 1 hr 11 min
                                          • MFA 31 - Berserker? I Hardly Know Her!

                                            Sure, being held by someone who looks at you with adoring eyes, like you're their entire world, sounds 'great' and 'normal' but sometimes you need a real freak. Someone who would otherwise be trying to take over the world in a mad frenzy if you weren't trying to get them to dominate you. Well, you're in luck because we have just the monsters for you! Today's picks:

                                            • Nightmare (Soulcalibur franchise)
                                            • Lyssa (Greek Myth)
                                            • Producer Pick

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                                              Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                              Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                              Art by ribbysauce

                                              Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                                              Monster Description Music:

                                              • Hail Mary - Edgar Hopp
                                              • The Changeing - Christoffer Moe
                                              • The Throne Is Mine - Ruiqi Zhao
                                                • 1 hr 2 min

                                              About Monster F*****s Anonymous

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                                              Monster F*****s Anonymous features Cleric (he/they) @cleric_34 and Josephine (none/she) @scarydogfriend as two purveyors of monster-loving.