The long-awaited day has finally arrived! We're talking about a classic monster we've been avoiding up until this point, and there's no chance we're giving them the fanfare they deserve. This is us we're talking about. Anyway, close your curtains, put away the garlic, and wear your lowest-cut shirt because in this episode we're talking vampires!

We're joined by our Marketing Strategist, Gwendolyn Kelly (she/her), and here are today's picks:

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Edited by Kestrel Esin

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Every show gets to phone in at least one episode, right? Today we're tackling the last of the deadly sins in appropriate manor; half asleep and putting in half the effort. Regardless of us succumbing to sloth ourselves, we're excited to rate these lazy lovers so here are today's picks:

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It's game night and we're playing Hungry Hungry Hedonists! Today is all about the deadly sin of gluttony, so indulge yourself on our dulcet tones and join us as we rate today's picks:

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Come in, kick back and relax, It's movie night and we saved a spot just for you! We're once again perusing some of our favourite films for today's picks but this time we're joined by a special guest, the talented author Laura Andrea (she/her/ella) for a monstrous movie marathon. Today's sexy starlets of the silver screen are none other than:

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I'll say what everyone else at MFA Inc is too scared to utter; we're tired of thinking for ourselves! Thankfully, Fabian Lelay (he/him) was so kind as to bring us a whole host of creatures from Philippine mythology, and so today's picks are:

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Happy Pride Month!!! Today's episode isn't a trip down memory lane, we're stumbling headfirst into the loving (and vindictive) arms of the icons who made us who we are today. We stand in the presence of greatness and assisting us in the Sisyphean task of ranking every monster, we're joined by Amihan / @therosecleric (he/they), and today's picks are:

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It's 12am in 2009 and we're booting up the family computer to find the darkest and creepiest stories on the internet! We're joined by Zachdevs (they/he/she) and we're talking about creepy pastas all night long... In today's episode you'll hear us talk about:

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Sharing is caring and I would throw every single one of you under the bus for a chance at one of today's picks, but since that would mean we wouldn't have an episode, I guess we can make an exception. In this episode, we're looking at some of the greediest monsters as we continue through the seven deadly sins:

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Prostrate yourselves before us, lowly listener, for today you stand in the presence of kings, no! Gods, nay! Something beyond even fathomless divinity; which is what I would say if we were one of today's picks because today, we're looking at monsters filled with pride (and a whole lot of prejudice). On the docket:

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Sure, being held by someone who looks at you with adoring eyes, like you're their entire world, sounds 'great' and 'normal' but sometimes you need a real freak. Someone who would otherwise be trying to take over the world in a mad frenzy if you weren't trying to get them to dominate you. Well, you're in luck because we have just the monsters for you! Today's picks:

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