Monster F*****s Anonymous

Monster F*****s Anonymous

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Monster F*****s Anonymous episodes

  • MFA 30 - April Foolin' Around

    It's time to take the gloves off. Today, we're no longer holding back and delivering the SEXIEST monsters known to mortals! You better get some ice shipped in from Uranus, because this one is too hot to handle. In this episode we're talking about:

    • Gelatinous Cube (Dungeons & Dragons 5e)
    • Grave Mind (Mass Effect series)
    • Producer Pick

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      Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

      Edited by Kestrel Esin

      Art by ribbysauce

      Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister


      Monster Description Music:

      • In the Name of Courage - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen
      • Mystical Tension - Dream Cave
      • Press X Twice - Lexica

        • Other Music:

        • Smooth Talking - Nocturnal Spirits
        • Hold That Thought - The New Fools
          • 59 min
        • MFA 29 - Existential Head (Ft: RekItRaven)

          Today, we venture to where many a good man has gone mad having gazed upon the ancient secrets of the world. Where they failed, succumbing to the creeping darkness crawling across their fragile minds, we boldly pick up the torch to light the way. What do we possess that they did not? The sheer, unbridled power of horniness.

          In today's episode, we’re joined by special guest RekItRaven (they/she) to talk about some eldritch cuties! Today's picks:

          • The King in Yellow (Robert W. Chambers)
          • Nyarlathotep (H.P. Lovecraft)
          • L'neta (Sucker For Love, video game)

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            Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

            Edited by Kestrel Esin

            Art by ribbysauce

            Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

            Monster Description Music:

            • Weapon of Choice - Fabien Tell
            • Solar Stream - Hanna Lindgren
            • Sugar High - FLYIN
              • 1 hr 8 min
            • MFA 28 - Something Something Boner (Ft: Amanda / Pandacabra)

              The dead aren't the only thing rising today (hey-oh!). For today's episode, we're joined by Amanda/Pandacabra and we're talking about the following monsters:

              • Charon (Greek myth)
              • Leoric (Diablo game series)
              • Brook (One Piece)

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                Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                Edited by Kestrel Esin

                Art by ribbysauce

                Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

                Monster Description Music:

                • Rememberance - Fabien Tell
                • The Atonement - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen
                • The Ghost Pirate Ship - Luella Gren
                  • 1 hr 8 min
                • MFA 27 - Intergalactic Booty Call

                  Hey babe, is that a space army in your pocket threatening to invade earth or are you just happy to see me? This week, we're returning to the stars with another episode about aliens! Today's picks:

                  • Vilgax (Ben 10 series)
                  • Queen Tyr'ahnee (Duck Dodgers cartoon)
                  • Producer Pick

                    • This episode is sponsored by Read By Daylight podcast! Check out the show wherever you listen to podcasts!

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                    Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                    Edited by Kestrel Esin

                    Art by ribbysauce

                    Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

                    Monster Description Music:

                    • Forever Again - Bonkers Beat Club
                    • Peacewalker - ELFL
                    • Kepler's Hope - Year of the Deer

                      • Music License

                      1 hr 4 min
                    • MFA 26 - Jealoussy

                      As Valentine's Day approaches, we thought we'd explore the most romantic topic of all, and find monsters that best represented the holiday. Then we scrapped the recording and decided to focus on jealousy instead! In today's episode, we talk about the following monsters:

                      • Megaera (greek myth)
                      • Envy (FullMetal Alchemist)
                      • Producer Pick

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                        Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                        Edited by Kestrel Esin

                        Art by ribbysauce

                        Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

                        Music License

                        Monster Description Music:

                        • Hungarian Charade - Magnus Ludvigsson
                        • Stepping on Glass - Eneide
                        • Lalala - Hara Noda


                          • 1 hr 5 min
                        • MFA 25 - Elden C*ck Ring (Ft: Rook / RJKGames)

                          In today's episode, we're joined by special guest Rook/RJKGames (they/them) to talk about the bosses of Elden Ring! The tarnished has nothing on us and our dedication to hunting down these decrepit demigods and today's boss rush includes:

                          • Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
                          • Blaidd
                          • Malenia, Blade of Miquella / Goddess of Rot

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                            Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                            Edited by Kestrel Esin

                            Art by ribbysauce

                            Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

                            Monster Description Music:

                            • Stasis by Steve Oxen
                            • I Remember You by David Fesliyan
                            • The Pain That Never Left by David Fesliyan

                              • Music License

                              1 hr 6 min
                            • MFA 24 - Super Smash or Pass

                              Get ready gamers, this week is all about the hottest and most repulsive monsters Nintendo has done the service of creating for us. This week's picks:

                              • King DeDeDe (Kirby franchise)
                              • Bowser (Mario franchise)
                              • Audience Pick

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                                Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                Art by ribbysauce

                                Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

                                Sound effects obtained from Zapsplat and SampleFocus

                                Music License

                                1 hr 2 min
                              • Monster F*****s Anonymous - Show Trailer

                                Welcome to Monster F*****s Anonymous, a show where we rate and date your favorite monsters!

                                This show features Cleric (he/they) and Josephine (none/she) as two purveyors of monster-loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided and sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you.

                                Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy.

                                This show is edited by Kestrel Esin

                                The art of our hosts was designed and created by Ribby

                                2 min
                              • MFA 23 - Happy Hoe-lidays

                                It's the last episode of 2022 so we have to send off the year the right way (and that's by talking about fucking monsters). Here are the final picks of the year:

                                • Krampus (European Folklore)
                                • The Grinch (From Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
                                • Producer Pick

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                                  Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                  Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                  Art by ribbysauce

                                  Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

                                  Monster Description Music:

                                  • Deep 5Hz Relax No Theta by Tim Kulig
                                  • Bumbling In The Dark by Steven OBrien
                                  • Lost In The Dark by Steven OBrien

                                    • Additional Music

                                    • Christmas Theme 3 by Alexander Nakarada
                                    • Christmas Tree by Rafael Krux
                                    • Deck The Halls 2 [instrumental] by Frank Schroeter

                                      • Music License

                                      1 hr 1 min
                                    • MFA 22 - I Came, I Thawed, I Came Again

                                      On our trip through the frozen wastes, we face three deadly encounters! Never trust directions from your tinder date:

                                      • Yuki-onna (yōkai, Japanese folklore)
                                      • Frost Giant (Dungeons & Dragons 5e)
                                      • Producer Pick

                                        • Please rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi!

                                        Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod

                                        Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you).

                                        Edited by Kestrel Esin

                                        Art by ribbysauce

                                        Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

                                        Monster Description Music:

                                        • Faded Dreams by Shane Ivers
                                        • Fantasy Overturn by Shane Ivers
                                          • 1 hr 6 min

                                        About Monster F*****s Anonymous

                                        From the publisher's feed

                                        Monster F*****s Anonymous features Cleric (he/they) @cleric_34 and Josephine (none/she) @scarydogfriend as two purveyors of monster-loving.