It's time to take the gloves off. Today, we're no longer holding back and delivering the SEXIEST monsters known to mortals! You better get some ice shipped in from Uranus, because this one is too hot to handle. In this episode we're talking about:

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Today, we venture to where many a good man has gone mad having gazed upon the ancient secrets of the world. Where they failed, succumbing to the creeping darkness crawling across their fragile minds, we boldly pick up the torch to light the way. What do we possess that they did not? The sheer, unbridled power of horniness.

In today's episode, we’re joined by special guest RekItRaven (they/she) to talk about some eldritch cuties! Today's picks:

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The dead aren't the only thing rising today (hey-oh!). For today's episode, we're joined by Amanda/Pandacabra and we're talking about the following monsters:

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Hey babe, is that a space army in your pocket threatening to invade earth or are you just happy to see me? This week, we're returning to the stars with another episode about aliens! Today's picks:

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As Valentine's Day approaches, we thought we'd explore the most romantic topic of all, and find monsters that best represented the holiday. Then we scrapped the recording and decided to focus on jealousy instead! In today's episode, we talk about the following monsters:

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In today's episode, we're joined by special guest Rook/RJKGames (they/them) to talk about the bosses of Elden Ring! The tarnished has nothing on us and our dedication to hunting down these decrepit demigods and today's boss rush includes:

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Get ready gamers, this week is all about the hottest and most repulsive monsters Nintendo has done the service of creating for us. This week's picks:

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Welcome to Monster F*****s Anonymous, a show where we rate and date your favorite monsters!

This show features Cleric (he/they) and Josephine (none/she) as two purveyors of monster-loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided and sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you.

Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy.

This show is edited by Kestrel Esin

The art of our hosts was designed and created by Ribby

It's the last episode of 2022 so we have to send off the year the right way (and that's by talking about fucking monsters). Here are the final picks of the year:

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On our trip through the frozen wastes, we face three deadly encounters! Never trust directions from your tinder date:

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