Monster Mash

We were recording after 9 in the evening again this week so although you're getting some quality chat about an interesting monster, the hunt highlights include lots of talk about whether Jay does or does not like licking ladies' bits. Sorry not sorry.

This week, we're hunting the Teostra. Now in HD! 

Other than that . . . look, we recorded this a week ago and I'm pretty tired right now so I know about as much as you about what we did or didn't say!

For a bonus sized fiftieth episode the lads are joined by Joe Skrebels, the go-to man for British podcasts about Monster Hunter, to discuss the greatest monster of all: man. Luke tries and fails to keep things on topic, Jay is almost helpful, Andy is starstruck, Jas has loud people in his house and Joe thinks we should ban this sick filth.

This week we're talking about the big, spiky brute who doesn't fit in: the Akantor. He's not an elder dragon but he sure as hell can't fly. I think he needs a hug . . .

In a surprisingly musical episode, the lads hunt the metal elder dragon Kushala Daora. Andy will apparently sing on demand, Jay is putting in hard work and apparently not only does Luke think Jas is Dutch, he's forgotten what's Dutch and what's Swedish. He had some of a beer. . .

Songs:

Sewn- The Feeling

You Only Live Twice - Nancy Sinatra

Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk

The design, hunt and ecology of the Deviljho and Savage Deviljho.

KA ME HA ME HAAAA! Jay gets to let all of his inner weeaboo out and talk about Dragonball Z, Luke gets to bring up King Kong again, Andy makes monkey noises and Jas acts smug about not fainting. It's the bad boy of Monster Hunter, the Rajang!

The design, hunt and ecology of the Uroktor, Agnaktor and Glacial Agnaktor.

What's the difference between lava and magma? Find out in another educational edition of Monster Mash. We also discuss Monster Hunter Frontier at length in a desperate attempt to squeeze out 15 minutes of audio content about the bloody Lavasioth.

This week the lads climb the mighty disco mountain and tell you what they can see. Luke spends the podcast slowly melting into a supine position, so sorry for the steady drop in audio quality.

Links of note:

Sker Buffalo

Shagga, Son of Dolf

The Dovakhiin