Monster Mash

The boys somehow squeeze a whole 42nd episode out of the Kecha Wacha. He's a damned dirty ape who inexplicably is only in high rank for Monster Hunter Generations.

Links of note:

Kecak

Regular Features Episode 244

Planet of the Apes

He's cool, he's tough, he's sometimes a hilarious fat space hopper idiot: the biggest shark you know, Zamtrios! We also discuss the little ones and the desert one, then we make fun of him for being fat because we're hypocrites.

It is far too hot to be mucking about talking about pretend dragons on the internet, but these three heroes have done it anyway for your listening pleasure. Enjoy their nonsense about Shaggy himself, the Shagaru Magala!

This week the boys hunt the Kirin, the lightning unicorn who won't FUCKING SIT STILL. Kirin is actually one of the only monsters in the Monster Hunter series directly based on a mythical creature, the Kirin or Qilin, which is kind of the Japanese unicorn.

Also! Stay to the end for a short excerpt from the boys' thoughts on Monster Hunter World and Monster Hunter XX. The full version of that reaction can be found on youtube.

This week, the lads lament the terrifying, ancient monster that spreads chaos through the land, Theresa May. They also discuss the Gore Magala, while overly committing to the joke that they don't know what it matures into.

This week, Luke "Terrified of Insects" Summerhayes scarpered at the sight of the Seltas Queen which leaves Andy, Jay and Jas to soldier on and take on the Neopteron menace. Is she a scorpion? A spider? A beetle? An earwig? Listen on to find out!

The design, hunt and ecology of the Brachydios.

Depending on whether you listen to Monster Mash for interesting monster discussion or top-tier bantz, this is either the best or worst episode yet. In their attempt to discuss the Seregios, the boys somehow discuss Mr. Worldwide himself, Pitbull, Andy's half-remembered gaming and whether a handjob from Steve is better or worse than voting Tory. (The answer is better. Anything is better).

He's loud, he's aggressive, he's everyone's favourite dinosaur/ tiger hybrid, the Tigrex! Join Jay, Jas, Luke but not Andy as they manage to talk about Digimon, Dark Souls and Metal Gear. It's all relevant, I swear! Kinda.

Get ready to wolf down some delicious audio #content as the Monster Mashers wax lyrical about the noble Zinogre. He's cool, he's tough, he's got a certified banger of a tune and his edgelord subspecies drives all the main ones wild. Enjoy!