Monstrology

To celebrate the magic of Easter weekend, Will invites Madryn to the Monstrology bunker for a special format episode with the Easter Bunny!

We talk about the Pagan, Christian, and commercial origins of this egg-laying mammal, and hop around some pop culture inspired by our furry friend. To fill out the party we bring back a variety of our monster guests, including Finnigan Clover, Neville the Man-Eating Tree, B. Elliot, and Igor, who now goes by “the Wacky,” to go on an eclectic egg hunt in the bunker. Then we’re joined by the guest of honour, Her the Hare, the Easter bunny! Who lets us know about his true origin, his average distance per bunny hop, and how he really got inside the bunker. Finally, Gordon Harper swings by to receive his honorary 5-timers jacket!

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In this special Creature Feature episode, Will and Madryn step into the family business of the Ghostbusters franchise!

We break down the origin of this classic Ivan Reitman comedy, and how Dan Aykroyd’s personal life shaped the ideas and technology behind the original Ghostbusters. Grab your proton packs, pick up a NYC hotdog, and get ready for a deep dive into the paranormal! We’ve loaded up on our fav quips, moments, and Creatchies, and we’re ready to rank and roll the films just in time for the release of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. Happy hunting! “We're ready to believe you!"

Will and Madryn embrace the darkness of ghouls!

We dig into their pre-Islamic Arabian demon origins, some ghastly Lovecraftian horrors, and your standard variety undead flesh-eater. This hungry non-human entity has popped up in poetry, graveyards, multiple anthology series, video game wastelands, tabletop terrors, and more!

Finally, we’re joined by Hugh Mandonald (Daniel Entz) who tells us about his tanning origins, his ongoing business as a Scarborough Landlord, severance packages, and of course… feeding on human flesh.

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Will and Madryn explore the enchantment of the Elves!

We unpack the history of this mischievous and mystical monster, and study their role in creating nightmares and crafting an ideal society. We break down the origins and subcategories of elves (high elves, dark elves, wood elves, Christmas, SPACE!?) and find a wealth of pop culture in the process. Looking for campy elvish blood ritual gun fight films? Environmental video game cults? Beautiful Tolkien-esque super humans. We got you. Finally, we’re joined by Valen Weston (Alexa Higgins), who talks about THE dark wood, Elvish PR, their influence on a certain grocery chain, the value of pointy ears, and some eye-popping sexual traditions. 

Will and Madryn hack away at the Hydra! We double down on this Greek monster, and get into its deadly details, their battle with Hercules, and the danger they might pose to your aquarium. This writhing weapon of a monster has inspired multi-elemental damage in video games, easy listening rock music, and top secret tv terrorist organizations around the globe! Finally, we’re joined by Thermeculous (Daniel Yaworsky) who introduces us to his split personalities, shares his dietary restrictions, and reveals the truth behind Hercules party tricks.

Will and Madryn cross timelines with the Gartbage Podcast to create a Terminator Franchise Creature Feature Crossover Extravaganza! With Special HUMAN guests, Nick Davis and Erin Rose Macleod.

Join us as we discuss James Francis Cameron’s fever dream, and all 6 film entries in this fantastic Tech Noir franchise. We cover original influences, our favourite terminator designs, and the best moments of this time travelling, human chasing, cybernetic cinematic experience. We also hand out our Top 3 Creatchie awards, and debut a new Gartbage segment, pairing a film in the franchise with a classy/trashy counterpart for a delightful digital double-bill.

Pull on your shoplifted Nikes, quit your truck driving job, and fight for your fate! Judgement Day is upon you.

Will and Madryn tune our dial from a 2 to a 10 in pursuit of first contact with Aliens!

We break down the first alien sightings, the secrets of Roswell and Area 51, and what famous couple sparked the widespread phenomenon of Alien abduction. We also briefly look into the science of extraterrestrials, before flying into an enormous black hole of Pop Culture. We’ve got mon-stars, radio mayhem, missing meteors, Metroid, Mork, and more!

Finally, we meet Norbert (Jordan Kennedy), who tells us about his pizza sales in Scarborough, the creation of the pyramids, underwater spaceships, feline servitude, and where all that probing stuff came from...

We’re catching up with Krampus! Madryn lures Will and Krampus (Jim Armstrong) to the Monstrology bunker to attempt a reconciliation just in time for the holidays. Will the two patch things up after their fight in the Muskokas? Or will their miscommunication over stick emojis end in terrifying tragedy? Listen, find out, and enjoy our very first re-play of Episode 5: Krampus! A Holiday Special with Jim Armstrong. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and may Krampus be with you!

Will and Madryn spot the differences between Yetis and Sasquatch! We look at the Tibetan origins of the Yeti, and the crazy cryptid sightings of the North American Sasquatch. These elusive icons are known by many names: Bigfoot! Abominable Snowman! Yahoos! And they’ve certainly left their powerful prints on pop culture. This episode, we’re joined by TWO monsters, Snow (Christopher Seeney) and Biggie (Corey Palmer) who share their admiration for each other and Anjelica Huston, the secrets of the cave, and some never-before-heard recordings from an arctic explorer…