Montana State of Mind

Montana State of Mind

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Montana State of Mind episodes

  • Ep 13: I Read a 90’s Dirty Novel so You Don’t Have Too!

    Happy Black History Month! To help celebrate, I wanted to give the spotlight to one of the best, and most famous of the historical romance authors, Beverly Jenkins. She not only gives us an American fairytale that could rival Cinderella, but also puts the "history" in historical romance. We will live, learn, and of course, love while I recap to y'all a wonderful story you're gonna think about every time you smell vanilla. Roll up your pants, take off your shoes, and let's wade into the beautiful waters of Indigo.



    0:00 Intro

    05:31 Patreon Info

    07:14 Initial Feelings for Novel

    08:02 Cover Discussion

    11:40 Fictional Author Lore

    17:23 American Girl Doll Drama

    19:50 Novel Begins!

    32:12 Hellooo Nurse

    1:03:51 New Neighbors

    1:31:29 All Fairytales Come to an End

    1:58:34 Keeping Enemies Close

    2:03:22 Ending/Audio Only

    2:17:31 Montana's State of Mind

    2:22:08 Next Month's Novel!!!


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    Venmo: @Montana-David-15

    Cashapp: @$BlueBlossomFarm

    2 hr 26 min
  • Ep 12: I Read a 90’s Dirty Novel so You Don’t Have Too!

    It's 2025 baby and we are breaking into the future with this month's novel. Do you want a story that both encapsulates a Tennessee Williams play, a porno AND a Sylvia Plath book? Well look no further. In this story, we will ask ourselves about both the morality of war and body autonomy but also, what WOULD a zoo enclosure made to facilitate breeding for humans look like??? Grab your laser guns and biospheres, as we quantum leap into Firestar!


    0:00 Intro/ Resolutions for 2025

    7:35 Firestar ramblings

    12:24 Cover art description

    17:04 Fictional author lore

    21:17 Trigger Warnings/ disclaimers

    23:60 Firestar recap begins!

    43:27 All My Ex's Live in...Space

    51:55 You are the Father!

    01:03:07 A Thorn in My Paw

    01:22:23 Kidnapped by Aliens

    01:37:02 I'm a Slave 4 U

    01:52:41 Baby it's Cold Outside

    02:57:58 Montana's state of mind

    02:15:36 Next month's book!

    02:17:38 Bonus insane cow story



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    Venmo: @Montana-David-15

    Cashapp: @$BlueBlossomFarm

    2 hr 36 min
  • Ep 11: I Watched Annabelle’s Christmas Wish so You Don’t Have Too!

    Majority of y'all have never heard of this movie. A dozen can probably recall the poster. And maybe a few can even recall the actual movie. Well, no matter which herd you fall in, I'm here to recap this bittersweet Christmas tale to you. This is Sir Randy Travis' work of art, his masterpiece of theatre, his legacy. Lets grab us a table at the Cracker Barrel down by the highway (I'm ordering the dumplings) and put on an absolute GEM of a holiday movie to sob to while the waitress refills our sweet teas.

     

    0:00 Intro

    6:00 Movie Trivia

    8:52 Cover Art

    12:17 Recap Begins!

    48:18 Special Guests

     

     

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    Venmo: @Montana-David-15

    Cashapp: @$BlueBlossomFarm

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 10: I Read Two 90’s Horse Girl Novels So You Don’t Have To!

    Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Really, you should be because I have two adorable, and super fun horse girl themed novels from the 90s. I want us to grab our juices, your snacks from the snack tray, sit criss cross apple sauce on the story time rug here in Mrs. Montana's classroom, and let's start our holiday season off properly. Shhhh, now let's begin!


    0:00 Intro

    0:23 White Squaw Discussion

    6:07 Horse Girl Christmas Magic Making

    13:20 Colt on Christmas

    49:10 Christmas on Silver Lake

    01:14:49 Next Video Recap

    01:17:33 HORSE FACTS!!!

    01:20:44 Conclusions



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    Venmo: @Montana-David-15

    Cashapp: @$BlueBlossomFarm

    1 hr 22 min
  • Ep 9: I Read an 80’s Dirty Novel So You Don’t Have To!

    Words cannot describe the emotional turmoil this book has put me through. And yet, it is the words within this text that have caused such a reaction. I wanted to give some love to Native American Heritage Month with an appropriately themed novel and instead of a wild romp through the Arizona canyons with some hunk, we instead will be slung through the prickly cacti of cultural prejudices, washed in the streams of generational trauma, and wrapped in the warm, soft hides of a love that truly goes forever...and beyond.

    3 hr 1 min
  • Ep 8: I Read a 60’s Horror Novel So You Don’t Have To!

    Ahoy ye matez, are ye ready for a spooky story? Wrinkled clothes, warm milk beverages, unwaxed facial hair on women, this story may be our scariest yet! This is not your daddy's Treasure Island, so grab a bowl of salted nuts, a room temp swig of rum, and let's wade into the frigid waters of Granite Folly for this week's vintage tale.


    0:00 Intro

    1:50 Special Guessssst!

    8:46 Haunted House Update

    21:13 Cover Art

    23:05 Fictional Author Lore

    26:48 Halloween Ramblings

    28:12 Disclaimer & Trigger Warnings

    31:55 Recap begins!!!

    1:01:19 Haunted Maze: Pirate Edition

    01:23:12 Awe Nutz

    01:50:43 Montana's State of Mind

    01:54:43 Next Book!!!



    VENMO Montana-David-15

    CASHAPP $BlueBlossonFarm

    2 hr 1 min
  • Ep 7: I Read a 90’s Horror Novel So You Don’t Have To!

    Does the notion of a 90's grunge band vampire harem titilate you? Maybe you're into sexy long lost uncles giving you the cold shoulder. Or maybe you just really love Buffy the Vampire Slayer and want to see another blonde teenage girl solve some crimes.


    Brush your fangs and spritz on some classy Cool Water, we've got a hip teen horror movie in the making here!



    0:00 Intro

    6:28 Cover Art

    7:19 Fictional Author Lore

    10:15 Disclaimer

    11:11 Recap begins!!!

    28:47 BOOK A HOTELLLL

    59:19 Vampire Boy Band Harem

    01:35:37 Saint Elliot

    01:54:32 WHO IS THE VAMPIRE?!

    02:13:04 Montana's State of Mind

    02:16:40 Next Book!!!

    2 hr 20 min
  • Ep 6: I Read a 60’s Horror Novel so You Don’t Have To!

    What would you bring to a Russian castle in Maine on assignment? A lilac silk night gown? A white dinner dress? 3 Cartons of Camels and a dream? Well, that's just what Samantha Crawford packed on her mission to uncover the secrets of one of America's brightest thespian. Too bad his family is freakin bonkers and will make this career making story a choice of life...or death for Samantha.


    Grab some dog kibble and your thinnest, slinkiest lingere as we creep into the catacomb's of Witch's Hammer!





    0:00 Intro

    4:33 Cover Art

    7:47 Fictional Author Lore

    13:00 Disclaimer

    34:56 Velcum tew Wichez Cassel!

    1:00:27 Gathering Intel

    1:25:07 Authentic Russian Fiesta!

    1:55:23 Murder Solved...but at What Cost...

    2:17:57 Montana's State of Mind

    2:28:29 Next Book!!!

    2 hr 32 min
  • Ep 5: I Read a 70’s Horror Novel So You Don’t Have To!

    Places everyone! We have the first of our haunted spooky stories to tell and need everyone on stage in 5! Today's story brings to you the romantic atmosphere of the Phantom of the Opera, with the absolute 70's horror camp of Crow Haven Farm.

    Will Mavis lose her voice, her soul, her very self to the intoxicating allure of the stage? At what price will she pay for Ernestine's level of fame? Grab your playbills and tiny binoculars, and let's discuss!



    0:00 Intro

    3:26 My house is currently haunted...

    7:20 Cover Art

    8:45 Fictional Author Lore

    14:59 Recap begins!

    42:56 Don't Make Me Sing...

    01:01:40 She Ain't No Diva

    01:31:06 Exit Stage Left

    01:55:27 Montana's State of Mind

    02:03:54 Next Book Reveal!

    2 hr 7 min
  • Ep 4: I Read an 80’s Dirty Novel So You Don’t Have To!

    Do you remember the Alamo? Well, you should because it was QUITE the little kerfuffel for our characters in todays novel. Mexico is being cornered by every country and their only hope may lie in the hands of a small French poodle. Save the puppy, save the country.




    0:00 Intro

    6:02 Make Believe Author Lore

    10:27 Cover Discussion

    12:15 Vibes of the Book

    24:06 Recap Begins!

    49:32 World's Worst First Date

    01:13:38 Love is a Battlefield

    01:33:56 World's Worst Christmas

    01:56:35 Santa (Anna) is Comin to Town

    02:18:23 On the Run

    02:35:59 Montana's State of Mind

    02:47:47 Next Book Preview!!!

    2 hr 51 min

About Montana State of Mind

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A place where I recap various vintage novels such as 80s historical romances, 70s pulp thrillers, gothic romances and more!