Peek a boo! It’s Dan and Maureen! Behind you! Surprise!

It’s been another indoor week, and Dan and Maureen are doing… fine? They don’t know anymore. They cannot remember the Before Times. But they’re pretty used to it all now. They go over the regular things, handwashing, types of beans, things you can do in a basement. But, in a change of pace from the last few weeks, they remember there is Other News, even though that news is still the same news.

Dan's on the hunt for who stole Maureen's drugs, and finds a new lead in an old place. But Maureen wants Dan to go read some George Conway and Trump’s tweets instead. Dan does not want to. Dan reads them anyway. They are in a fight and it is gross and dirty and Dan does not like it AT ALL. Dan is already queasy. He wants it to stop. Meanwhile, Maureen’s pup eats a microphone, bringing a new level of professionalism and sonic quality to the project.

So sit down and have some of these beans. They taste just like Taco Bell!

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