🎙️ The Gravest Hour: Politics, Funding, and Society — July 14, 2025

💸 BROKE ON BASTILLE DAY

Streaming glitched. Thunder shook the holler.

Roxanne needs $1,360 to avoid the lights going out, her healthcare vanishing, and her phone turning into a brick. “Everything that comes in goes out.”

Listener donations chipped it down to $730. Still not enough. Still desperate.

👑 NITWIT NERO’S GREATEST HITS

Stole the FIFA trophy. Like a real-life Gollum.

Blurs church & state—rallies gospel sharks to call for LGBTQ executions.

Threatens to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s citizenship. She replies: “I’m everything you hate that’s still right with America.”

Epstein fallout continues. MAGATs turning on each other. “You said you’d drain the swamp. Instead: sealed files and political theater.”

🏛️ SUPREME VANDALISM

SCOTUS lets Trump axe half the DOE overnight.

Sotomayor dissent: “The majority expedites lawlessness.”

Roxanne: “What if they’re not naïve? What if they want to destroy government?”

🩺 DOCTOR WHO?

Dr. Oz: “Don’t eat carrot cake.” Roxanne: “Let them eat kale, huh?”

Oz flubs Medicare’s purpose. Kincaid: “It’s not welfare. It’s a right.”

Oprah blamed for unleashing Oz & Phil on a defenseless nation.

🍁 FENTANYL FALLOUT, EH?

Trump falsely blames Canada for fentanyl.

Canada preps $125B in retaliatory tariffs. American booze on the chopping block.

🏊‍♀️ POOLS, PRISONS & JD VANCE

“Concreted swimming pools” = historic white flight & MAGAT nostalgia.

ICE raids likened to “kennel conditions.” 34 people per cage.

JD Vance’s run described with exquisite homoeroticism.

🧠 THEMES & RUNNING GAGS

“Moran Monday”: Celebrating MAGAT illiteracy.

“Gentle Parenting of Fascists”: Why playing nice gets us nowhere.

Tracy: Racism isn’t just cruel—it’s self-destructive.

Quote of the week: “Knowing a man well never leads to hate... and nearly always leads to love.”

🛠️ FINAL THOUGHTS

The Horn = a “mutual sanity preservation society.”

Roxanne: “We’re so screwed, but we’re not alone.”

If you see ICE thugs—speak up.

Support the show. Review it. Share it. Or MAGATs win.

It’s Bastille Day. Maybe light a fire.

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