Hannah & Rose discuss high school weddings, vampire pregnancies, and why a One True Love might be much, much creepier than you were expecting as they watch The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1.

Hannah & Rose discuss conquering new realms, maintaining orc-human relations, and the benefits to discovering carrier pigeon technology before you go to war as the watch Warcraft (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss the weird West, the love/ hate relationship between the dead and dirt, and why the best actors in the world can’t save your terrible movie.

Hannah & Rose discuss the price of a bus ticket, streetfighting of the future, and how much you can really do in a day as they watch In Time (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss werewolf snuggling, where all the deer in Washington went, and how this all seems strangely familiar as they watch The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010).

Hannah & Rose discuss health class curriculum, the many uses of library books, and how we’re all already doomed as they watch The Day After Tomorrow (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss pagan demons, chimney food, and why you should never, ever, ever, upon pain of death, forget the Christmas spirit as they watch Krampus (2015).

Hannah & Rose discuss moon people, beetle samurai, and what weapons you shouldn’t use when you have limited depth perception as they watch Kubo and the Two Strings (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss ambiguous hallucinations, parenting tips, and why vampires are more modest than werewolves as they watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009).

Rose was trapped in a movie theater by a freak popcorn accident and had to eat her way out. In celebration of her return, Hannah & Rose discuss Hugh Jackman’s hair, the difference between friars and monks, and how to decorate a 500 room castle as they watch Van Helsing (2004).