Hannah & Rose discuss the three great loves of women–cats, beauty cream, and pizza–as they watch Catwoman (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss daddy issues, deadly poses, and why you should blame all your flaws on your ancestors as they watch Assassin’s Creed (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss the irresistible charms of sullen teenagers, the irresistible allure of sullen vampires, and why if you has transfer high schools in the middle of your junior year, you should transfer to Forks as they watch Twilight (2008).

Hannah & Rose discuss the wonders of gravity, why everything should be on fire, and how to properly segregate your workforce as they watch Upside Down (2012).

Hannah & Rose discuss horse whispering, Jon Snow’s abs, and why you never tell anyone you’re one gladiatorial fight away from freedom as they watch Pompeii (2014).

Hannah & Rose discuss clumsy Oxford professors, the unknown heroism of Harriet Tubman, and how everything around them is secretly a Transformer as they watch Transformer: The Last Knight (2017).

Hannah & Rose discuss the inescapability of fate, the dangers of flying in an airplane where you can’t put the tray table up, and why death is the best bureaucrat as they try to escape him in Final Destination (2000).

Hannah and Rose discuss women with guns, orderlies with authority, and why you shouldn’t let the patients near knives in the asylum in Sucker Punch (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss the German paper industry, the hidden dangers of diabetes, and why dentists are witches’ natural enemy as they watch Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013).

Hannah & Rose discuss coconut monsters, volcano demons, and another reason not to go skinny dipping in the ocean as they watch Moana (2016).