Hannah & Rose discuss valkyries, tortured cops, and the worst way to pack your dead wife’s things in Max Payne (2008).

Hannah & Rose discuss fathers and daughters, robot genomes, and the warning signs that your boyfriend may be too into your age difference as they watch Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014).

Hannah & Rose discuss bloody coffins, cutthroat antiques dealers, and the lonely life of Father David in Dracula 2000 (2000)

Hannah & Rose discuss cultists, car crashes, and the allure of Nicholas Cage in Drive Angry (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss honeybees, poorly programmed robots, and why you should kill your treacherous children before you get reincarnated while they wait for Caine Wise to come save them from watching Jupiter Ascending (2015).

Hannah & Rose discuss astrophysics, accents, and the complicated history of Transformers on Earth in Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011).

Hannah, Rose, and Andrew discuss spiders, gadgets, and why you shouldn’t booby trap your own train in Wild, Wild West (1999).

Hannah & Rose discuss the color of will, the politics of alien autopsies, and why you should always keep your fear chamber firmly locked in Green Lantern (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss singing snowmen, acts of true love, and the trouble with seasonal employment in Frozen (2014).

Hannah & Rose watch Charles Dickens meticulously proofread his manuscript while they wait for their next movie to start. This week in trailers, The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017).