More Morgellons

Crystal takes a trip overseas back to her ancestral roots. No, Im not talking about Planet Sexy. She went to the European country where people are most likely to die of Covid AND possibly get Morgellons. Yea, the UK! While there, Crystal refers to Dublin as a country (in the UK) and has other issues with maps, trains, airlines, appliances, speaking the language and of course finds several unusual new species of morg in hotels across Europe. In domestic news, Crystal has a new caller from AZ to introduce us to who, like CC, has had morgs since 2020 and has a helluva story to tell. This is the first episode in a multipart series of her true, morgie story.

Crystal shares her thoughts on Pentagon whistleblower Luis Elizondo’s new book Imminent, which claims that Morgellons are alien implants.

Crystal is not thrilled with anyone’s theories of morgellons, even her own. But you do have to admit, there is something funny about the timeline and the actors involved in the government’s study/cover up of Morgellons Disease (2008-2012), the closure of AFIP (2011, the establishment of the BRAIN initiative (2013) and the appointment of the study’s lead investigator Michelle Pearson MD as its chief of staff (2020).

Crystal and friends discuss morgs and moving hair over dinner with Crystal explaining for the billionth time why she isn’t nuts, convincing no one.