In the court of public opinion, Morgellons has not made its case. But why? Crystal Clear explores (and presides). Court is now in session!

Crystal and guests explore the art of war against the Morgellons, also known as Wargellonfare. House Band The Worms perform and make origami.

Crystal never shuts up, and today’s episode continues the review of Middleveen Et Al’s 2018 research study about the history of Morgellons. Happy Whyday!

Crystal teaches a class of children how to do medical microbiology studies in the lab before picking up where she left off in Middleveen’s research on the Real History of Morgellons.

The long-awaited since Monday final episode in this trilogy of Yan. “Yan, The Movie rights are for sale!” -CC And guest ghost Aretha Franklin rolls over in her grave and May she now RIP.

Crystal continues unpacking this interesting 2012 research about the Morgellons observed in Morgellon’s Disease. Tangents ensue, knees are slapped, guffaws all around.

Crystal explores a 2012 study out of Hong Kong about possible fungal etiology of Morgellons Disease, also eponymously named “Yan Disease” by this author. “Crystal Disease works too ya’ll.” -CC

Crystal goes off on Wikipedia and claims to be the oldest living Millennial, “their Moses.” Podcast House Band l, The Worms, steps in for a Sunday Serenade.

Crystal shares one of her favorite treatment tools for the Condition we find ourselves in, the human condition. “I have a cyborg condition.” - CC

October is gonna be a great month for Morgies. Crystal and friends dive deep into this superficial episode and go scopin’ in a microminute (whatever that means). This episode is also a Morgellons drinking game.