Crystal gets in the bat cave with Dracula to discuss the bat plague Kung flu Morgellons virus she got in 2020... or 2015 or in the womb.. “I got it from a wombat!” -CC

Crystal yucks it up with new friends in the comment cave, which is surprisingly and alarmingly bat free.

Crystal kicks off a two-week holiday on Planet China to investigate the other pandemic and smells something fishy in Wuhan. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The WHO. The WHO who? Owl thought you said it came from a bat.” -CC

Crystal explores the infinite possibilities of the Morgellons pandemic.

Bringing you the best floating feather worms of TN and TX, Crystal Clear and the The King take a tour of the comment cave.

It’s ladies’ night y’all! And it’s time to recognize some kin, contested illness cousins. Do you hear me sister?

Crystal shows her OG side and explores the idea that PCR testing for Morgellons induces Morgellons l.

Crystal does some Morgellons science with the scientists who study scientist and talks about the largest study of the worm genome ever done in 2018. “Miss Cleo was such an impressive and successful fraudster, she deserves more credit... ya’ll can have Oprah.” -CC

None of this adds up. Crystal will get to the square root of this. An old Taoist allegory is told. Terrible accents ensue.

It’s time to meet some of Crystal’s kin in the comment cave on this high holy holiday.