Crystal breaks it down, keeps it real, drops the mic and smokes a misty light. “I invented classy trash.” -CC

Crystal and callers hop in their cars and catch the Black Death while cruising around Craxytown.

Is a new Lupus variant also known as Morgellons on the rise? “Will I get bitten by a wolf and turn into a wolf?!” -CC

Duh. That’s glittergellons. Guest appearance by the Morgellano Crime Family Boss.

Morgies, when it comes to Morgellons, we need more maps. Crystal Clear just wants to put Morgellons on the map period, but it wouldn’t hurt to have some up-to-date epidemiological data on geographical distribution of our Alien Worm Disease! 29 countries and counting earthlings!

And the critics wrote: “What is this, some kind of joke? It is hilarious obviously... and that’s my only critique.”-the critics

Crystal shares a few stories from the MRF. The Worms play their greatest hit

Crystal drops in and then drops the mic. She wore snowglasses because there was no sun only snow in Atlanta today.

How long are you gonna sit there with your thumb up your ass hoping? Crystal hopes you enjoy the “most depressing episode ever” of more Morgellons, which is still funnier than anything on the tube.

Crystal puts on a brave face for Valentine’s Day. . . And invites everyone to the CDC on August 23 2021. Be there or be attacked by your hair Morgies!