Crystal spelunks once again to the comment cave to hear from a listener and hosts yet another unexpected guest.

Crystal shares an excerpt from the memoir of a Morgie and fakes her own death, again. “I’m trying to get the Cobain effect without all the dying.” -CC

Crystal spelunkers and goes trolling in her comment cave.

Crystal goes where no Morgie has gone before . . . As usual. We can’t believe she went there and kinda wish she hadn’t.

Crystal and special guest explore the cosmos and recent reports alleging aliens are in cahoots with the US and Isreal, because we need another reason for the world to hate us.

Crystal shares shocking news about aliens from outerspace as well as an even weirder personal story about the day she first saw Morgellons. Music by The Worms off their new album, These Our Planets. “I am a seer.” -CC

Crystal explores the theory that Morgellons is caused by some form of bacteria belonging to the genus Bartonella. She also does a poor impersonation of Bill Withers.

Crystal celebrates Monday by breaking news about microwave weapons attack on US and Canadian citizens with a song by The Worms.

Crystal basks in the glow of positive feedback, and a listener shares their spiritual journey. “I’m a simple Morgie... all I ask is a little attention and validation... a congressional hearing and a large cash settlement from whoever is responsible for this bullshit.” -CC

Crystal and special guest invent a new field of study called Morgellonology. Like philosophers, they have no clue what the hell the answers are.