Crystal visits the comment cave and begins experimental treatment on her dairy farm.

Crystal attends a boxing match, and she explores the art of worm grunting and dispels the myth of the Morgellons mask.

Crystal goes off on pseudo science and does it Broadway style!

Do not try this at home! Crystal Clear does not promote or condone the use of found time machines, nor do her subsidiaries and associates.

Crystal puts out some neo soul, heavy metal, and a new listener still for some reason stops by to visit the comment cave.

Mental Health care is a joke in this country, unless of course you count Keno, cigarettes and More Morgellons. It will make you feel good.

Crystal is inhabited by the ghost of Franz Kafka and a host of other vermin.

How about a little Kafka in season four?

But don’t call Crystal lazy, unfunny or disingenuous about her Morgellons Disease. It’s hard to say goodbye, so at the end of season three just say see ya later.

Crystal ponders whether the plastics that come out of her skin are related to the increasing exposure to plastics in the environment. She’s got the good funk tonight.