None of this adds up. Crystal will get to the square root of this. An old Taoist allegory is told. Terrible accents ensue.

It’s time to meet some of Crystal’s kin in the comment cave on this high holy holiday.

Crystal wants to know why Ivermectin kills Covid in 48 hours. “Even Jesus took 72 hours y’all.” -CC

Crystal explores the likelihood that living in an endemic region and working in mental institutions makes strongyloides a likely suspect in the mysterious case of Morgellons.

Crystal claims “the maps overlap” when it comes to the epidemiological distribution of strongyloides, HTLV, and Morgellons.

Crystal confidently explains something she only remotely understands, and then they rolled their eyes. “What?”-CC

Crystal does algebra, and begins to reveal her vision. Is she on something? “I’m on a tight schedule to win this Nobel!” -CC

Season three begins with a vision and a prophecy. Crystal enters into an unexpected new phase of her Morgellons. “Now it’s time to bring Elon Musk on board.” -CC

Who will win the Nobel Prize this year? Will it be the venture capital scientists who created the coronavirus vaccine or Crystal Clear for discovering what causes Morgellons?

Crystal is back with callers and comments and more cavewoman DNA than 90% of the world.