How long are you gonna sit there with your thumb up your ass hoping? Crystal hopes you enjoy the “most depressing episode ever” of more Morgellons, which is still funnier than anything on the tube.

Crystal puts on a brave face for Valentine’s Day. . . And invites everyone to the CDC on August 23 2021. Be there or be attacked by your hair Morgies!

Corona came from China? What about these Morgellons? Why does Crystal have tags coming out of her hands?

Crystal chats back to listeners.

Crystal takes a stroll down memory lane, telling a story of a morgie named Dickie Dog and being told at long last the story of Abbie.

And here’s for those who wanted it more bizarre. Stick around.

Crystal tells a Bible story about a guy with Morgellons who Dr. Jesus cured. “This is the Holy Ghost hour.” -CC

Crystal and friends explore various theories about the emergence of Morgellons disease.

Like moths to a flame, listeners gather round Crystal Clear as she delivers her Saturday Sermon.

Crystal went there. Oh yes she did.