Crystal visits the comment cave and hears from a couple of old friends. Good times are had and a new theory of Morgellons is offered with great fanfare.

Spoiler alert, the book is shit. Crystal puts her left foot in, her left foot out, then she shook it all about. “Because this is Hokey Pokey horseshit y’all” -CC

Crystal is convinced that the mystery China seeds of 2020 were brushed off as a brushing scam but claims that a new investigation has deepened the mystery.

Crystal dives into season five with some conspiracy theory she insists isn’t a conspiracy theory.

Crystal back, and she brought her friends. She also is living life to its fullest with Morgellons, squeezing the most fun And freedom she can from the pre-apocalypse we call here and now.

Okay so maybe it was a year and a day, and we were all alone in this together… but it was lonely until we arrived here.

We shall! CDC gathering 8.23.21 900 am

Crystal has morgie mouth, a close cousin to angular cheilitis but more hallucinatory and nightmarish. Enjoy!

Crystal visits the internet and vows to never not show her face there again. Followed as always by who know what will happen??

Crystal shares a story about the strongest worms in the world against the strongest women in the world and triumphs.