Call her Crystal Corpse. She alludes to a new heavy metal act called Rat Lung Worm, but all we get is a badly translated research paper from Mexico and guest appearances by Senor Morgellono, Dr. Count Dracula, a Russian troll and a couple of angels perched like parrots by each ear.

They’re called Hairasites people! Also, Crystal has decomposing rats in her attic. This is classic More Morgellons with CC and specialist guest.

Crystal breaks it down, keeps it real, drops the mic and smokes a misty light. “I invented classy trash.” -CC

Crystal and callers hop in their cars and catch the Black Death while cruising around Craxytown.

Is a new Lupus variant also known as Morgellons on the rise? “Will I get bitten by a wolf and turn into a wolf?!” -CC

Duh. That’s glittergellons. Guest appearance by the Morgellano Crime Family Boss.

Morgies, when it comes to Morgellons, we need more maps. Crystal Clear just wants to put Morgellons on the map period, but it wouldn’t hurt to have some up-to-date epidemiological data on geographical distribution of our Alien Worm Disease! 29 countries and counting earthlings!

And the critics wrote: “What is this, some kind of joke? It is hilarious obviously... and that’s my only critique.”-the critics

Crystal shares a few stories from the MRF. The Worms play their greatest hit

Crystal drops in and then drops the mic. She wore snowglasses because there was no sun only snow in Atlanta today.