How about a little Kafka in season four?

But don’t call Crystal lazy, unfunny or disingenuous about her Morgellons Disease. It’s hard to say goodbye, so at the end of season three just say see ya later.

Crystal ponders whether the plastics that come out of her skin are related to the increasing exposure to plastics in the environment. She’s got the good funk tonight.

Crystal experiments with Morgellons, but she didn’t inhale and doesn’t think drug use causes Morgellons.

Crystal has no news, and that’s not great news. But she is making news with More Morgellons and its listeners. Thanks listeners!

Crystal entertains a thought experiment about the potential link between Morgellons, clanking replicators and the pending nanotechnology ecophagy apocalypse.

Crystal checks in, and Morgellons checks out.

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Tomfatomf and Crystal Clear orchestrate and dedicate this little weekend bonus episode to the deer flies that gave them the Morgellons.

Crystal breaths a sigh of relief after the best customer support person on earth restores her podcast account she thought she lost forever and buried. “I dug y’all up.” -CC

Crystal and guests baldly go where no one wants to go, bald. “Wig out with your wig on Morgies!” - CC