Crystal and house band The Worms continue their tirade ms with mouth worms and ears worms for your contemplation and listening pleasure.

Crystal pulls some worms out of her teeth to talk to you about true grit. Stay tuned for part two of your worst mouth worm nightmare. It’s Mooooondaaaay!

Crystal Clear brings you in depth and up close to the surface with house band The Worms.

Crystal visits the comment cave and begins experimental treatment on her dairy farm.

Crystal attends a boxing match, and she explores the art of worm grunting and dispels the myth of the Morgellons mask.

Crystal goes off on pseudo science and does it Broadway style!

Do not try this at home! Crystal Clear does not promote or condone the use of found time machines, nor do her subsidiaries and associates.

Crystal puts out some neo soul, heavy metal, and a new listener still for some reason stops by to visit the comment cave.

Mental Health care is a joke in this country, unless of course you count Keno, cigarettes and More Morgellons. It will make you feel good.

Crystal is inhabited by the ghost of Franz Kafka and a host of other vermin.