Where are all the barely legal vampire hunks? This lady is just talking about something called Morgellons. Boo! What a nut job.

Morgies and Long Haulers have more in common than just symptoms, and Crystal explores these similarities on today’s episode of More Morgellons.

Crystal and welcome guests search for the unifying theory of Morgellons, sort of.

Are Morgellons making you OCD? Well, if you say so. “I’m trying to win a Nobel Ya’ll,” - Crystal

A continuation of previous episode’s exploration of delusional infestation, with a couple earworms throw in by Crystal.

Crystal Clear puts Delusional Parasitosis under the microscope ... since nobody was using it otherwise to explore the mysterious cause of Morgellons disease. Episode music provided by house band, The Worms.

A foot long worm came to the worm burn today

Your delusion of my delusion is, in truth, just your disinterest and discomfort with that which you don’t already know. It’s instinctual and okay. I was that way too. Now I’m a Morgie. Check out CC’s New Comment Cave!

Morgies, next time you visit a healthcare provider for this condition and have a bad experience, ask them which part of their professional code of ethics they have forgotten, ignored or never knew in the first place. Security!

Here is one of many research papers written by intellectually lazy and arrogant people. I guess they’re just letting anyone into graduate school these days.